What would you do if you had Freddy’s power?

What would you do if you had Freddy’s power?

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rape. give every guy wet dreams. kill occasionally to feed my need for souls or whatever his deal was. rape the souls.

he cute

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What is his power set? Be specific

Invade people’s dreams and basically do whatever you want in them

Give both guys and girls wet dreams to make the world a better place

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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suck titties and pusy

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give lgs the most erotic dreams then make love to them in dreamland

Infect world leaders mind and take over the world

You right

NYT has him at 71% chance of winning right now shill-kun

>world leaders are all children and teenagers who live on Elm Street in Springwood

I'd throw a party for all my Zig Forums friends

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What does Freddy do when he's not killing? Does he ever sleep and have his own dreams?

I'd keep all incels in a never ending nightmare where they cope on a mongolese clam scraping forum almost every single waking hour of their life until they are driven to suicide

Where does he go when none of the kids on elm street are asleep? Is there some limbo dimension in between the dream world and the real world? Does he just not exist when they're not dreaming?

He's probably jerking off

It's reverse psychology, they put his chances that high to encourage democrats to go out and vote against him and encourage republicans to stay home
They did the same thing last election, it's how Trump won

I'd fuck women in their dreams.

Are the other Five Nights at Freddy's movies worth watching? I saw the two by Wes Craven. Loved New Nightmare. But i suspect the others are bad because he wasn't involved with them

Wait are they actually related to noes? Wtf

do I have to get the burns? will I be stuck with the freaking sweater and fedora?
can I just be an asshole who goes into other people's dreams and fucks around? I want to get dirt on people and taunt them with it

Englund > Haley
stop debunking

Well Freddy was able to look like hot girls whenever he wanted so I assume you'd be able to look however you wanted.

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you couldn't even fuck a woman in your own dreams

He seems to have his own pocket dimension in Hell where he just hangs out. You see it in a couple of films, I think the Dream Warriors and New Nightmare. It's weird because surely Freddy of all people should be getting tortured in Hell. Did Satan give him a pass because he enjoys Freddy's work?

It’s too late for them to vote against him

Hmmm probably motivational speak for people with depression that deserve to get better and then murder pedos for souls

Answer for every "what would you do if you had X" is always rape, duh. At least on Zig Forums.

What would you do if you had the self control not to rape?

New York Times?

NEW YORK TIIIIIMES?

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