How the fuck do you beat him without blue?
How the fuck do you beat him without blue?
Owen Bell
Charles Mitchell
exile him sweetie
Aaron Lopez
Byeeeeeee.
Matthew Campbell
you wait for him to be cancelled and pulled from play
David Taylor
>muh creatures
Quit sucking green's cock and realize there are other ways to win.
Joshua Murphy
Calm R/Utist
Samuel Parker
>I'm too stupid to play anything other than green and anyone smarter than room temperature IQ is an autist
The target demographic for MTG now, everybody.
Joshua Powell
Anyone who still plays surely must be an autist
Ian Walker
Playing with spells in a children's card-game doesn't make you some savant. Fucks like you are why I was alienated from the "enlightened gentlemen" in the gaming/role-playing game club in college.
Jaxson Perez
>WotC decides to fuck up their entire Secret Lab side project by printing brand-new playable MTG cards based on an outside tv show
>they base it on a husk of a show that's barely limping on
The fucking freak out the magic community had over this was amazing to see
Ethan Campbell
>red
Shoot him with a spell or wrath
>white
Exile, pacify, wrath’s, etc
>green
Make a bunch of huge creatures and just go apeshit, lure effects
>black
Discard, sacrifice, direct kill, -x/-x counters, -x effects, board wipes, desthotuch
Cooper Nelson
It was, absolutely loved it desu
Since this is mostly commander talk, what’s everyone’s pet commander?
Ian Morris
How do we fix Arena bros
Grayson Watson
I like arena, leagues better than mtgo, the problem is WotC absolutely shitting thr bed and the main draw, standard, being a consistent shit show for years now
Fuck FIRE
Jace Morales
Is that real?
Hunter Evans
I really like Glissa- she is a must-include in my favorite commander of The Gitrog Monster as an engine to recur Crucible of Worlds when opponents inevitably destroy it (more often exile, which sucks but can be dealt with still).
Gabriel Roberts
>it's real
>not even a shane shitpost card
this has been the worst news of the night by a large margin.
Aaron James
>5 mana kill a creature
MEH, Ric Grimes is stronger and fits my Humans Modern deck perfectly
Isaiah Thompson
Dominic Gonzalez
>opponent's first turn
>blue land
>crabby boy
>second turn
>another crabby boy
>fabled passage/evolving
>third turn
>another fucking crab
>another fabled passage
>teferi's tutelage
I fucking hate the current state of standard
Asher Perry
By playing limited.
Eli Bailey
Are you telling me this shit in the OP is real?
Ethan Thompson
this game is dead as fuck and anyone still holding on is a retard
Brody Lee
>Why yes I only play Mono Green, how could you tell?
Logan Rivera
>based on an outside tv show
Didn't they make a Godzilla set or something last year?
>also paying to play mtg when Arena is free
I only play this game for the nostalgia and Arena is more than enough to give me my kick.
David Roberts
You fags said the same thing 10 years ago
Parker Morgan
hard to believe Yugioh ended up having more integrity than Magic
Dominic Cooper
Mtg went to shit after invasion
Easton Torres
only trannies play mtg now that it's been uberpozzed and they all play ug
Kevin Sullivan
Make a proper singleplayer version.
>But they won't buy the physical cards
They will and new players will be created.
David Adams
naw thats gay as fuck, if i cant pick on retards by abusing power curved decks that avoid noob protection why am i even logging in
Luis Phillips
Multiplayer mode? The NES had them, I'm sure it's possible.
The Megan card got in big trouble due to him raping women in the show or something.
Noah Stewart
>3 toughness and no evasion
Oh my GOD it's so fucking OP. This is a limited bomb at best but I'm assuming it's from some supplemental product where it's only legal in Legacy/EDH where it's a complete joke.