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I don’t know who is winning the election, but Kimmel has won the internet.
god I hate this cunt so much
Fucking hilarious
I voted for sneed
Ok. I just hate niggers though.
So Nevada is literally the only single state left right now that has not been officially called is leaning blue? Um we're not waiting for anything. This is literally over.
lots of states are still really close, and with all the mail in shit who knows what will happen
Like what? North Carolina is the only one that I saw. Either way its all relative. Its not like mail ins are gonna magically start going the other way. Yes they absolutely might be the odds are not in that favor.
>children's superhero movie allegories
Do americans really?
georgia, michigan, wisconsin, pennsylvania. dont just look at the total percentage, look at the counties yet to be counted.
Yeah I just double checked. Literally none of the states are close. Not even really North Carolina. Its just the closest.
Why do they act like the world will end if Trump wins? They've lived just as nicely the past 4 years as any time, I really don't get what will change
Pennsylvania is 56% to 43%. What counties are you looking at where that is not an insurmountable lead?
Is there a single person on the planet who doesn't see straight through this? I doubt anyone would look at this tweet and think "wow, he really GETS me". I've never seen a more obvious "hello fellow manchildren"
they cant let him get his hands on the nuclear codes
Gamers...we WON
>democrats spend all their time telling their people to vote early
>trump spends all his time telling his people that mail-in shit is rigged to fail
>hur dur it's not like there'll be any inherent lean to the mail-in ballots
I've been trying to figure this shit out for the past four years myself.
Not likely, but people are holding out hope. Like roughly 250,000 votes left in NC and if those are mail-in and if those skew heavily Biden it could potentially swing it but it's not bloody likely despite NC being razor thin right now. Pennsylvania's also quite unlikely but there's more uncounted votes there so there's more room for the great Jeb attack.
Hiw does he get his material?
I fucking hate twitter cartoon people. people stop posting people that unironically use a cartoon to represent themselves in twitter in my board!
philly + mail-ins could make it close
>someone receives over 1.5 million votes over the competition
>They lose
Why do Americans do this?
PA has all the mail in votes that won't be counted until Friday
Trump will lose, so relax
why are americans so dramatic
they act like the election is the end of the fucking world every single time
this is the male version of a dumb bitch who's obsessed with harry potter as an adult. it's due to some type of arrested emotional / intellectual development.
No one on twitter has any actual problems.
well memed, friend
Why are soccer games allowed to end in a tie?
Honestly this last presidency was pretty fucking bad. 200,00+ dead Americans and a recession is far and away worse than muh emails or muh drone strikes. Even Bush was better in comparison.
94% of Georgia has been counted and he's leading by 100,000 votes. Relatively speaking this is gonna be a landslide for Trump. I can't believe it.
they are too emotional. seriously, nuclear annihilation would be too good of a fate for them
Jimmy Kimmel? More like Jimmy Pimmel!
HAHAHA
It's very telling of the state of society that everyone understands what he means by this
the man on the television told them so
No seriously. Why is this allowed? You have states with overwhelming authority over the outcome compared to others. So not every vote is equal in weight. If you live in a small state you may as well not even bother.
So the jews can rig the system more easily
Nevertheless Israel always wins