Why do no movies have angels accurate to the bible?

Ezekiel 1

Yes, ergot intoxication os very serious

angels can look like humans too, only one type of angel looks like this

If nobody read it then you wouldn’t know what it is

Worst case scenario, you'd go blind like Saul of Tarsus.

For God.

I want a buddy cop movie, with this thing as as a new hotshot on the force, while all of the other police officers are totally oblivious to the sheer terror it causes the general populace

Ramirez and Sandalphon take on Chicago

because only one or two prophet were allowed to see the other type of angels. while the others were visited by human looking angels....
like Gabriel and Michael the archangel the most popular

sauron is that you

because they is scary af

>Sandalphon! The mayor is on my ass after that little stunt you threw on the bank robbery
>[ominous whirring and loud buzzing]
>I know you're a good cop but you need to learn the CHAIN OF COMMAND!
>[whirring and buzzing intensifies forebodingly]
>Okay that's it, give me your badge.
>and your other badge
>and your other badge
>and your other badge
>and your other badge
>and your other badge
>Jesus Sandalphon what the f- oh god
>[indescriptable noises and insanity inducing sounds]

>precinct burns down
>Sandalphon and Ramierez walk out towards the street
>everyone turns into pillars of salt

There's a faggot show from HBO if I'm not mistaken about angels. The uncle from Weeds plays a fag that gets to fuck an angel that at one point claims to have seven vaginas. It is some of the first faggot shows like L World; around that generation. Can't tell if it was a fever dream when I saw that episode tho

the verses that those images are based in is the first 2 chapters of ezekiel
even the smoothest of brain can figure out that the 'wheels' etc being referred to are windows, landing gear, on a circular metallic aircraft
God's throne sits on top of a UFO

no angels are mentioned anywhere in those passages, nor is anything like that every mentioned again in the bible, except ezekiel referencing it himself, during a second encounter with God

>Ramierez
>Ramírez is actually Ramiel in disguise
>Angel fight

Kino

Qt

TUDUH TUDUDUDUH TUDUDUDUH TUDUDUH

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It's funny that every angel encounter in the Bible starts off with the angel spilling its spaghetti and telling them not to be terrified. What a miserable existence it must be to be an ancel.

don't worry, angels are more like automatons rather than sentient beings with free will

they are the embodiment of God's will, as opposed to humans or djinn who have their own free will

The more I read and research the bible, the more I'm convinced how little imagination jews had and all of the interesting stuff comes from europeans trying desperately to make it make sense and look interesting. Considering the eradication of most european folklore and what was left relegated to heresy for a period of time, european imagination was kept confined to what was in the bible and in many cases used to retroactively apply folklore to it.

In a roundabout way it's obvious angels went from completely retarded and nonsensical to people with wings. It only went further downhill when you can tell which stories and myths jews plagiarized for the sake of bastardizing.

To tie this back to film, it's very easy to see how little imagination jews possess. All they know is how to rip off, and then get whites to fix it and make it work as best as it can.

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