Character has a pack of beers

>character has a pack of beers
>he is instantly completely drunk, falling over and doing embarrassing things

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depends on the beer

Beer is gross and a waste of money

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>character has a pack of beers
>he looks at the camera
>his eyes start bleeding
>he states my full name, address and postcode

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depends on the beer

>character isn't a severe alcoholic
>is capable of getting drunk off beer

>American has 3 4.0% beers
>is drunk off his ass
Why are Americans such lightweights

>user wants to post
>Stares at his screen
>Regurgitates a joke made hundreds of times on the board

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>eurocuck drinks non-alcoholic
>drunk of his ass

Why drink beer if you're trying to get trashed? It requires drinking so much you feel horrible, versus if you just had strong cocktails.

Hey man, drink a 6 pack of 9ABV and tell me how sober you are

Cocktails taste way better so I don't get it either

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>character has half a bottle of whisky every night to calm his nerves
>it doesnt even get him drunk anymore

Exercise.

>character stops after 2 beers

Why are kinos so unrealistic? It is literally physically impossible to stop at this point

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>character drinks hard alcohol straight from the bottle
>isn't gagging and retching until he throws it up

I want to suck cock really bad but I've never met a man who's made me feel anything romantically or sexually.

>character drinks two beers and goes to sleep
>character isn't an alcoholic

Because porn. You associate penis with sex

It really isn't hard once you get the rhythm to drinking it down right. Only the first drink is really hard to keep down, the rest always go down smooth after.

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>Why drink beer if you're trying to get trashed? It requires drinking so much you feel horrible
Horrible because there are not enough beer. 2 L in 1 hour and i still want more but i can't cause i ll be drunked as fuck

They wouldn't have a character drink the beer if they didn't need him to be drunk and I sure as hell don't want to sit through 30 minutes of drunk humour, do you?

I knew a person who drinked full bottle of vodka for every morning. Not a big of a challenge

alcohol is trash

I reached that point, but beer + weed had kept me from reaching for the bottle. Which is good since it was killing me

>character drinks 3 beers
>dies of alcohol poisoning
>ask mods why the fuck that happened
>they couldn't code alcohol properly
>all alcohol functions the same and are just reskins
>drinking 3 beers is equivalent to 3 bottles of vodka

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I don't drink much at all but I like cocktails and every time I try to find recipes for good mixes it requires a bunch of hard to find shit that's expensive as fuck. Guess it's not a bad thing to not drink but I like fancy drinks

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this guy gets it

Was it Special Brew?

marijuana is a much better alternative.

Reminds me about that beer. I am 100% sure that there is a chance to die from drinking it

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>Character drinks a few beers and suddenly intense craving for liqour comes around
>Woke up next day, 2 seconds of peace, before realizing he just fucked up year long relationships and filled with anguish and regret

Definitely, last withdrawals I was hallucinating, hearing voices and thought I was being stalked. Fuck liquor

I had that experience with xanax