>Yes, yes, well done the Republican party. Well done, Republicans.... HOWEVER...
Yes, yes, well done the Republican party. Well done, Republicans.... HOWEVER
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It's over bros,...
I can’t believe the election actually went like this. 2020 is crazy
.....but trump's gonna win?
ONE VOTE FOR THE DEMS FOR EACH CHILD MOLESTED
Harry potter really opened my eyes years ago, making me see how the world really works
fuck that dyke bitch JK rowling
>For the Somalis of the Midwest, for fleeing one civil war to precipitate another: 100 thousand votes.
>For the election officials in Wisconsin, for delivering mail in ballots over 95% for Biden: 200 thousand votes.
"We're tied!"
>And finally, for rebelling against capitalism and the state by calling peoples' bosses and working with the American intelligence community... Antifa! 10 thousand votes
Non Zig Forums answer of each candidates chance of winning?
>record scratch
>freezeframe
>"Hunter Biden- Americas sweetheart. but what went so wrong"
joey is 25 votes ahead of trumpinski, its a done deal
Biden: 100%
Trump: 0%
>Yes, yes, well done Republicans, well done Donald. However, recent events must be taken into account. And I have a few last minute votes to award. {The Democrat voters look up.} To Miss Kamala Harris, on behalf of WOC, for the use of cool intellect in manipulating others in great peril, twenty thousand recently found mail-in ballots in Michigan, 16 electoral points {Applause.}
>Second, to Mr. Hunter Biden, for the best played game of dick leaks and drug abuse scandal during the election cycle {Hunter looks at Joe and mouths, 'Me?' Joe nods, and mouths, 'You!'} that Ukraine has seen these many years... printing errors in North Carolina award you, 16 electoral points. {Applause} And third, to Mr. Joe Biden, for absent nerves and outstanding ability to barely hold it the fuck together through severe dementia and sun downing before death, I re-route you fifty thousand non-citizen votes deep in Pennsylvania, for Democrats, 20 points! {Immense cheering.}
>And finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to (((stand up to your friends))). I still award no points to little Bernie Sanders.
>{Immense cheering erupts. Sanders is tired and waiting to leave, and sits there while chimping gets louder. Trump is downfallen.}
>Assuming that my calculations are correct, I believe that a change of direction is in order. {Claps. The red banners change to blue and grey} Democrats win the Election
>{Cheering, mutts stand and throw their dilators into the air, except Trump, who smashes his wife onto the table.}
Precipitate lol
Biden is in the lead and about 4k mail in ballots found at 4am for one state. All Biden has to do is flip a state which he already did.
Biden is probably like 90% to win. It's over.
heh
We have a view extra votes to give out
>the guy the entire world hates loses
Based
>Harry potter really opened my eyes years ago
>still fails to see how based JK Rowling is
Cringe
Good, now the left can't bitch any more. Thank fuck it's over
Lmao imagine thinking that would stop them
Americans don't know what "left wing" is.
Obama would be considered a "wet conservative" in any other civilised country.
Trump’s only hope is to try to sue states who counted mail-ins after election day
Or if a fuckton of red ballots come in for PA and MI
It’s fucking over
lie! obongo is a socialist
This meme has been building up for years to the perfect implementation of it and that's today.
>fem*nist
>based
USA, the most powerful nation in the world.
It has no universal healthcare, it uses an archaic metric system and when there is a election the most voted candidate loses.
Takes cringy fanbases money
Pretends she's one of them
Then Redpills the Masses about Jews and Trans
Yeah she's based
What's your issue? The election system has been electoral since its inception. You think it changed suddenly?
Why do people take incriminting and embarrassing photos? Nothing good can come of it.
there are redpills on literally everything from women, through race mixing to gun control hidden throughout the books. You just have to find Mrs. Rowlings crumbs she left for you to follow. She is subconsciously based
I think it's stupid and, of course, slow as fuck.
has bidet any chances?
NOOO YOU CANT COUNT MAIL IN BALLOTS
dilate
With women doing the counting? What do you think? :^)
Honestly its perfect and I'm glad I was here for it.
Someone get Gerard Butler, America has fallen
How does this happen?
Wtf i love Michigan now.
Mail-ins
100% of all mail-ins are for Biden?
it's over bros