What could he have done differently here?

why is this still happening?

got a fucking lawyer. he deserves prison just for being retarded enough to talk.

>take family on trip to some shithole country
>throw them into the middle of the ocean or something similar

I thought polygraph tests are considered faulty?

>husband who is having an affair comes back from vacation
>say his entire family died in an "accident"
>he didn't even call emergency services when it happened
Hmmmmmm

He could have gone to Pyongyang and accused them of ripping up a poster.

Just disappeared with mistress.

Good question. Some people might fall into the trap of thinking that getting a lawyer makes them look guilty.

Also, how do you even get a lawyer if you're not prepared beforehand and they arrest you? Are you entitled to a public defender at that point and/or do they allow you to Google a lawyer?

>Talking to the police ever

Even when you're innocent it's a bad idea. Get a fucking lawyer. Beyond that? I dunno, maybe divorce his wife, or just leave instead of killing them all?

They let you call one. You can refuse to say a single word to the police until you get a lawyer.

>divorce his wife
naw
divorce = fucked for the rest of your life
kill them = only fucked if you get caught

>They let you call one.

I know, but what if you don't know a lawyer? Can you look one up first? Or do you get another phone call where you call your family or a friend to get you a lawyer or something like that?

Shit happens

The police provide a public defender and till that dude comes you just have to shut the fuck up and not engage with the cops at all

not kill his wife?

Right.

>It would be really stupid of you to be sitting here if you had anything to do with their disappearance!
Lol, he knew he wouldn't beat the polygraph. He figured that walking out would look worse than taking and failing it. Which, of course, goes to show how much of a moron this man is.

I've taken a Poly and lied successfully through out it. It's not impossible to cheat.

Do you want to now the trick? The trick is not to prepare for it. Just push all thoughts out of your mind except one. Picture a happy thought, something to preoccupy your mind on, and fixate on it. That's the key, and you're welcome.

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except polygraphs aren't even admissable in court, and she says all this shit to put him on edge/goad him into a confession.
If he had stuck to his guns/lied better this entire story could be much different
It's actually pretty impressive how easily she manipulates him into confessing, in two hours she accomplishes more than the cops have in weeks

nigger, polygraph tests are notoriously unreliable
you aren't le epic liar

>The police provide a public defender
only if you're completely dirt poor
if you don't have a lawyer already you would need to call your family and have them contact one for you

never take the public defender. Oftentimes the public defenders want to become prosecutors and only can get those roles by playing ball and pleading people guilty/giving them bad advice. I see it often.

it's more of a psychological device; there's not much concrete science behind the idea that you can somehow tell when someone is lying. Sure there could be small indicators when someone is being untruthful (increased heartrate, shallow breathing etc) but those could easily be dismissed as being due to nervousness
nowadays it's just used as a tool to bait gullible people into confessing

>I saw it on the Wire, therefore it's real

He was fucked already. Subconsciously, he was trying to get caught. He was probably starting to consider the shitload of material evidence against him that would be found sooner or later.

>Even when you're innocent it's a bad idea
you don't make yourself look innocent by refusing to cooperate with the police when they're trying to find your missing family or identify their murderer. in fact if you refuse to talk you can basically seal your fate. there's no way to present that to a jury which makes you look good
>and while the police were searching for my wife i was saying "no comment" over and over when they wanted my help. i'm innocent though honestly. it's only natural to be worried about my own skin while everyone is scrambling to find my possibly dead wife lol

Where did I claim I'm the master of deception? I'm giving everyone else some food for thought for how to beat the system. It's valuable knowledge. Fuck you.

What the fuck? Are those pancakes? They look like bagels

>Where did I claim I'm the master of deception?
>Do you want to now the trick?
>That's the key, and you're welcome.

not kill his wife and kids

>if you don't have a lawyer already you would need to call your family and have them contact one for you

That's sorta what I thought.

Not killed his wife and children.

>le jury convicts based on gut feeling mem

>in fact if you refuse to talk you can basically seal your fate. there's no way to present that to a jury which makes you look good
Yes there is you dumb nigger, it's called the fifth amendment.

A judge will literally not even allow the prosecution to present "The defendant refused to talk to us without a lawyer present" as an argument in court.

That's literally not claiming to be a master, yes. Thanks for pointing that helpful breakdown of my post.

She would have been mad he’s doing push ups instead of touching or fucking her. She took out the polygraph test which means she wants sex and he knows it

>Even when you're innocent it's a bad idea

Unironically this. They try to get a false confession with whatever you say

>you don't make yourself look innocent by refusing to cooperate with the police when they're trying to find your missing family or identify their murderer. in fact if you refuse to talk you can basically seal your fate. there's no way to present that to a jury which makes you look good
False, false, false. Doing the shit Chris did is how you vastly increase the odds of getting caught. It is absolutely retarded. You're insane if you think not talking to the police without a lawyer would seal your fate. That you can easily spin to your benefit. The same goes for holding a conference. You give shit advice. Even police say that you absolutely should lawyer up, regardless of circumstance, because you can completely fuck yourself over from the get go if you don't

They're special pancakes from nippon, but they are indeed still pancakes.

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I don't know

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You don't get a public defender until you've actually been charged, but the police have to stop questioning you.

Fluffy japanese pancakes, they're mostly air.

They look pretty tasty!