Nothing to watch so decided to watch some foreign movies

>Nothing to watch so decided to watch some foreign movies
>Watch a few Indian films
>They ALWAYS have one or two musical numbers regardless of the film’s genre
Why?

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they release those songs onto youtube before the movie to market it even more

Its just a cultural thing, evolving from Indian theatre and the fact that they dance for everything in real life. They expect musical numbers with dances as part of the narrative. They make movies also to appeal to a general audience, so you probably need the dancing for women or something

Watch french movies, at least their shock content is often good

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You idiot. When people tell you to watch more foreign films they mean Pather Panchali or whatever.

Because women dancing in Indian jewelery and their colorful dresses is really hot. Its coomerbait

>the fact that they dance for everything in real life.
That can't be true.

>fellow german shepherds

I mean formal affairs and cultural occasions they all dance in giant groups, yes.

>the fact that they clap for everything in real life.
I didn't believe this until I went there myself. Every fucking state from east to west to Hawaii.

I want a borzoi but my gf thinks they’re creepy

All the French movies on Netflix are border line propaganda, though.

The best way I've ever heard them described is they look like they should be able to speak, but only in riddles

Can you blame her?

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Your gf is right, they're the jews of the canine breeds

Rude

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>Eris

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If you have so much free time be my friend

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I have read a fanfic about girl fucking a borzoi dog and since then I find this breed disgusting

No way

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>OY VEY IT'S ANOTHER SHOAH

Your GF is correct.

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Think about who wrote the fanfic and reevaluate who you should find disgusting

snoofa

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She cute

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They look more like they come in pairs, and one only speaks the truth and the other only lies

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They are watching this thread. Tread carefully.

They are always watching

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Why the fuck are these spooky expensive dags always sitting on couches? Are they watching me type this?

They’re evolving

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GRAPH
HUMILIATION
THE SPECTACLE
INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY

COLLAPSE
COLLAPSE
BAUDRILLARD
CHRISTOPHER LASCH
HUMILIATION

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A T O M I Z E D

What is the dumbest dog breed?

Anything in India is an excuse for a big production number, even buying a new car

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Bollywood sells

You, yes you.
Watch Martyrs. Fucking do it.
No not the shitty remake you goddamn retard the original 2008 film with french dub.

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