Theme song makes him sound cunning, mysterious and dangerous

>Theme song makes him sound cunning, mysterious and dangerous
>Ends up being some fat boomer who cheats at cards and has a convoluted plan to irradiate gold for China

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For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death from
Mister Goldfinger
He never goes near a girl the whole movie and Pussy Galore was a lesbo in the book

Also he's retarded, why wouldn't you check a few bodies before entering the vault? You're just gonna trust some dyke and not make doubly sure? Also he comes back for revenge at the end like a moron when he should be on the lam

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Thank you user. I had to kek hard at that for some reason.

It’s the best Bond theme
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He is european, we europeans are having sex all the time with prostitutes. Thats why sex is no big deal here like in muttland. No one here will ever ask you if you are a virgin or not.

Diamonds Are Forever is the superior Bassey song

No, its moonraker.

I do like gold finger the film, but lol the character just seems more like a plot device that helps bond move from one scene to the other. And like the other user said, he barely talks to any girls idk how he's a lady killer.

He was a famous comedy actor as well back in the day

license to kill took it and improved upon it

I you have a lot of money and he did, you dont need to be a ladykiller.

Newsflash, Ian Fleming stories aren't complicated

she's lesbo in the movie too that's why Bond had to rape her

>yfw you realize he was baron bomburst in chitty chitty bang bang

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>we
Pretty sure most europeans can actually form relationships unless they're too drunk or mentally retarded like you and have to spend money on hookers.

What about that time on his ranch? Pretty sure Pussy is lounching on his lounge and he is sitting on a chair not too far from her

Diamonds Are Forever is even the best musical moment in the film
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Then don't write a theme song that contrasts the characters personality, simple as.

You dont go to prostitutes because of relationships. Stupid muttTard.

And?

>has a convoluted plan to irradiate gold for China
If he did this we wouldn't have fucking communist china releasing the virus and fuck every economy up except theirs. Wish Goldfinger had a nuke aswell

My Nigga!

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This always stood out to me too, similar to how the theme for GoldenEye is about a guy. Guess they write the songs without much direction.

Hookers suck because of condoms though. Some even make you wear one when you get blown. No thanks

As a kid I always assumed he had king midas powers.

we europeans are having sex all the time with prostitutes
We are? News to me.

Wrong, this is the best theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=AoWexi-DWFQ

Good thing that i am a footfag.

Yes

Eh yeah no, I suggest you hold your step

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