Michael Bay is to Cameron

Michael Bay is to Cameron,
as JJ Abrams is to Lynch.

Yay? Nay?

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I don't know what the fuck this is supposed to mean, but they're all hacks so I guess it's accurate

It means that James Cameron's retarded spectacle is better than Bays,
As Lynch's mysteries are better than JJ's because they actually have answers.

>shit is to shit, as shit is to kino

Doesn't work OP

Abrams is Spielberg not Lynch

JJ Abrams and Lynch are nothing alike

This and even if you want to bring up Lost, that show had very little in common with something like Twin Peaks.

This is the most retarded post I’ve read here today, and that’s saying something

Why is Bay considered “bad”? His work is immediately recognizable and stands apart from his contemporaries. I think the larger issue with his films is that he can’t get high level talent to act in them.

did you just list the only 4 directors you know and try comparing them for some reason?

No, Bay and Cameron are spectacle, Abrams and Lynch are mystery. It's obviously not comparing quality.

go back

>Abrams and Lynch are mystery
Literally the most surface level comparison. Abrams is as much about spectacle as Cameron, and even then, Abrams is obviously trying to rip off Spielberg

lynched

So what?

So the comparison makes no sense, you might as well have compared Lynch to any other director who uses mysteries

Correct, but this begs the question of who *is* Lynch's Abrams (aka the inferior but still mildly successful imitator) . It's actually a hard question.

Jarmusch?
Von Trier?

I really can't come up with any good ones.

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Pearl Harbor sucked shit, The Purge is the worst thing to happen to movies in recent years.

Winding-Refn maybe?

>Jarmusch?
I kind of see it. Only Lovers Left Alive was the only thing of his i saw, tho, mind giving an example of something of his more Lynchian?
Armond White was unironically correct when he said Winding-Refn was Scorcese without the flamboyance and with some more brooding

The first Purge sucks but I like the sequels. They feel like something John Carpenter would’ve made back in the 80s.

Michael Bay has made more great movies than Cameron has.

Well, they both like the Chromatics, so there's that.

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I kind of agree but Bay never really developed a relationship with “his guys” the way Cameron did with Arnold, Bill Paxton and Michael Biehn.

Michael Bay has also made more great movies than JJ Abrams

Lol. Show me a list of Bay films to compete with

>Aliens
>T2
>True Lies
>The Abyss

And I'm not even including the two most successful films of all time on the list because they're not even his best movies. James Cameron is so based he outgrosses the world's biggest franchises with his B-tier projects. Bay couldn't even compete with a ready-made franchise.

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What is Bay’s objectively best movie? Probably The Rock?

what is it about being contrarian that gets anons' dicks hard? I just don't get it

Pain & Gain

Name literally one similarity between JJ Abrams and David Lynch

Critics are calling everything from shit to fuckin shit

Circumcision

lmao