2020

>2020
>Zig Forums STILL hasn't come up with a good response to this situation

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Yeah we did, you should just start jacking off

And then you lose your comedy career.

go to website

Shoot
They are urbanites, they wont be armed

Then run

If that kid was underage then I believe Louie would’ve been screwed if he fought back. Idk probably not sense they would’ve gained up on him but I’m not sure how the law works with that

It’s a shitty situation and that kid may be way more athletic but Louie is kinda a big guy, I don’t think he would’ve done as bad fighting him if he had to

Best way to avoid that fight without coming off as a pussy...maybe put on his best poker face and ask the kid if he thinks it’s really a good idea for him to try and start a fight with a cop...or just make the first hit and punch the guy in the balls as hard as possible

>ok faggot

bullrush him take him to the ground and then pound his head into the pavement a couple times before his friends even realize what's happening. guys like this are total pussies so they see him go down and they won't do shit.

Then you get killed by the NYPD for beinf an armed savage
For you

Spit in his face and call him a nigger and then fuck his mom

It's okay because he was getting his ass kicked by his father.

You have to learn how to fight it's that simple.

tell him you are calling the cops or if you are a concealed carrier, tell him you are armed.

Pull out my phone and show him the millions of dollars in my bank account and tell him that he's nothing and will never be anyone and will probably drive a forklift for a living.

There is none if you are realistic. It's just a losing situation unless you are somebody with actual power in society. There are no words that will make three drunk guys back down, and if you fight them they will either beat you up or you will go to jail, maybe both. But iirc they made Louie say embarrassing things. You should never do that, just tell them to fuck off.

Forklift drivers make decent buck.

>"alright these stereotypical peaking in high school losers are going to ruin our night if we stay here..."
>get up
>leave
>fight back if you are attacked because no jury on the planet is going screw you if a bunch of 6 foot plus 17 year olds try to assault you
>then sue their parents

Tell him he won't do shit. If he takes a swing, slap the shit out of him.

Dude, heavy machine operators are always in demand user. Youdungoofed

Suicide vest

Not as a bluff either.

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C.K. could have conceded and admit that he had no right to tell him and his boys to shut up, after all they're not in a library. Stand up with his date in tow and declare that he's leaving. Before departure, he'll warn them not to follow. If they ignore him, its game on. At the very least he can plead self defense when he made a genuine attempt to deescalate the situation.

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You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

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i pull out my gun an immediately shoot him

I would just freeze time and throw one million knives at him from behind then say something epic like "Psh, nothing personnel kiddo!" after I unfreeze time.

>kid slips on his own tears
>dies after being in a vegetative state for a year
>louie gets sent to prison
>other inmates force him to watch them masturbate

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Even moreso now. Lots of places are doubling up on select staff in case of outbreaks sending whole groups of people home for 2 weeks or more. That's not even mentioning the holiday rush starting up already.

Louis is like 6'3" and works out + old man strength, albeit poorly and diets bad. All 3 of them would have had to commit to really fighting and assume absolutely nobody interfered for him to actually be in a "fight and lose" situation.

My point is he didn't have to avoid the fight on physical grounds he just instantly surrendered because it would be retarded to fight and go to jail possibly etc. He even explained that after and she still was a cunt about it. It was a beautiful and realistic scene to demonstrate the female dog brain.

*throws sand at you*

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Imagine they're niggers instead of a bunch of white highschool football players.

Now what do you do?

fuck this guy