Watch Holidate

>watch Holidate
>he bails her out of an awkward situation when she bumps into her ex and his new gf
>he says “no problem, I’ll take a handjob as a thank you”
>she mocks him and says “what are you, 12?”
>he says “you gave handjobs at 12??”
>she says “I developed early”
>then she literally gives him a handjob in the parking lot in his car

WTF, this is considered acceptable screenwriting??

This doesn’t happen in real life, girls don’t do that at 12. Guys don’t get handjobs in the parking lot from women they barely know as a “reward”

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>user discovers sluts exist

you mean YOU dont get handjobs. i knew a girl that got expelled for sucking off dudes in the school bathroom

Imagine having a daughter

She's just doing damage control because she realized she almost admitted that she regularly jerks off 12 year old boys

How long does the camera stay on her when she gives the handjob and do we get to see a lot of up and down motion from her fist?
Also is the guy in the frame at all? If he is forget it

She gets some cum on some chocolate she’s eating and eats it anyway

Handjobs are awkward. If a girl really likes you, she’ll put it in her mouth.

Maybe, but she wasn’t TWELVE

But it’s better when she doesn’t really like you and looks at you with a hint of contempt and disgust as she jerks you off

Makes me coom hard

Based

Handjobs are great if you haven't coomed for a few weeks

She can’t say kinky stuff if her mouth is full though

So there's a potential emma angry hand job webm out there? And its not already in thread? I am disappoint

She beats up that dick

>Guys don’t get handjobs in the parking lot from women they barely know as a “reward”
yes they do

I cum quicker from handhold than I do from blowjobs

>ywn cum in Emma's craft food services

haha, user...

Haha handjobs but when I was younger handholding too

>handholding

You sick fuck

The start was so cynical I'd to stop. I Just want a cute romcom.

I got a “handjob” when I was 12, but looking back on it, it was more like the girl was just hitting it. It was weird. But yeah, that’s not unheard of. One kid in my middle school got suspended for getting a blowjob

What the fuck? They were eating chocolate candies in the car, not giving/getting handjobs.

my first girlfriend in the 6th grade when i was 12 gave me a handjob in a mall bathroom

my gf when i was 12 not only jacked me off, she blew me. we were the same age.

u mad?

couldn't make it more than 5 minutes into this movie. seemed like the most generic movie imaginable. and the fucking size of her sister's forehead, could land planes on that fucker

One of my exes tried to give me a handjob in a park at night but I couldn't get it up

She wasn't shit tho.

>Americans have a hyper sexualized culture and this expresses itself in kids literally pedo-izing themselves
>haha not a big deal
You people are literally deranged and you don't even know it fucking pathetic

I fingered one of my sister’s friends on our trampoline when I was 14 and she was 13. Shit was cash.

>he says “no problem, I’ll take a handjob as a thank you”
Who the fuck says this? Why would someone write this? Why would YOU watch a movie with this caliber of writing?

Pic related was a decent Netflix romcon, as far as netflix romcoms go
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