Realistically speaking, What would you do in this situation?

Realistically speaking, What would you do in this situation?

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hey faggot get out of my store

If I were that character? Do what the old woman at the motel would have done if Anton persisted. Pull out the gun that I certainly had under the counter.

Came and shidded and farded

Call it
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>Look man... There is just no country for us, old men.

Call "Heads"

Probably would have given up talking after the first non answer or weird thing said from the guy.

Jump out the window and tactical roll

Wouldn't have bothered him in the first place. Just rang up his shit and let him go. Who would fuck with some brooding stranger with an autistic haircut and dark clothes in a run down gas station in literally the middle-of-nowhereville with not another soul for miles? You're just asking for trouble even looking somebody like that in the eye.

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Take my dick out and piss on the coin.

It’d be the first time Sugar got rattled. Sure I’d probably die covered in my own piss and buckshot, but I’d die laughing in his gay haircut having face.

Fuck you Anton. See you in hell!

If I was an old store owner in the middle of nowhere when most interactions have been normal or boring? probably the same.

Call it.

Evens.

So I'm an old Texan on my property 30+ miles from any witnesses?

Fire through the counter with my .357 mag, close shop for the day and go bury the body in a whole in the desert.

Then eat some Jack-Links Jerky.

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Just keep groaning and holding your stomach and saying you're going to shit yourself. It's impossible to deliberately shit your own pants (the subconscious mentally blocks this) but if you're able to fart enough you can convince him that you're actually shitting yourself and go the toilet. He'll still be out there, but you have a better chance of outlasting him if you're comfortable on a toilet rather than being barraged with questions and mind tricks.

piss myself

Have total confidence in myself since I have a gun under the counter like every other shop owner in rural Texas.

kek based

It was Texas in the 80s, so I'd probably brandish a gun and tell him to leave. Sugar's words and demeanor were threatening.

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Based and infurmayshun-pilled.

Call it.

Dubs.

You already asked me that

tails never fails

Call it, as refusal to play is an automatic loss.

Look at him straight in the eye and say SNEED

Roll credits

I wouldnt ask prying questions to begin with, that guy had it coming.

probably the same as this poor dude. i'm too timid for this shit

this

Don´t be a fag
Don't ask stupid questions

not make small talk with him
he's clearly a sketchy dude with fucked up mannerisms even when he doesn't say anything

How is asking about the weather prying?