Hi mr. uh....Zig Forums...

>hi mr. uh....Zig Forums? were looking for our friends house but our phone died mind if we come in and use your computer for a bit?it wont take more than a few minutes!
well Zig Forums how do you respond

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we get it, you just found this movie on netflix. congratulations

Let them into my house then rape them at gunpoint.

Sorry my mom doesn't let strangers inside our house.
Good luck!

>our phone died can we use your computer
???

ana can come in but im afraid i can only rape one of you

human centipede

>well, i suppose i have room for you in my harem....

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Fucking hate it when a billion threads pop up because le normie stream features that particular film. I suspect No Country for Old Men is there too since there have been so many threads lately

ive never seen the movie only whats been posted here so i have no idea how they get from standing in the rain to keanu tied up
someone spoil me pls

just watched it yesterday
they start by acting nice with him and innocently looking around the house and asking him about his hobbies and his life, Keanu had ordered an uber for them which would take 45 minutes to arrive and he also took one of their phones and put it in rice to dry it and gave them bathrobes while they waited
eventually one of the girls goes to the bathroom and Keanu is further seduced by the other girl as they share in their love of spanish, when the uber arrives the girl offers to go look for her friend and Keanu waits patiently, after a minute or two he goes to look for them and enters the bathroom with his eyes closed giving the girls enough time to suck his dick
they end up spending the night together and refuse to leave the next morning, eventually they start claiming they are underage, when Keanu decides to call the police either way the girls finally agree to be taken home
all seems well until later that night the girls break into his house and knock him out with a sculpture

Holy shit taste

Are you a spic?

Why have a harem with ugly women? Are you gay?

Insanely fucking horrible taste, like it's honestly baffling. I guarantee you are a zoomer, they tend to like people who are fucking ugly.

Troll purposefully selected the worst photos of these people

FREE FUCKING PIZZA

I don't understand. Why would anyone say yes? They don't know where their friend lives, didn't get a car there and didn't check the weather before deciding to walk. If there is one thing I hate it's people that don't plan something so simple.

Thats how it ends?

ask them to pee on me

BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU

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>Thats how it ends?

No, that's up to the halfway point.

The ugly one can stay out in the rain and die of hypothermia. Ana may enter.

no
it ends with Keanu having lots of very graphics sex with Ana's character for about 50 minutes it's very cool and very kino

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I like the ending where he catches up to them assaulting another guy and is wearing the black gloves so you know he's going to kill them. It's really disappointing it doesn't actually show him killing them.

They try to fuck him, he says no because of his wife or smth, and they end up tying him and raping him instead.

>charge their phone
>give them blankets and have them wait outside
>give back phone and send them on their way
I can afford a whore and will fuck one if I want to bu not inside my fucking house where my kids sleep.

Why bother fucking a whore when you have kids you can fuck for free?

FREE PIZZA

when you wife hits the wall

“How old are you ladies?”
>”We’re 15, Mr.”
“Why didn’t you say so? Coom on right in! *grabs gun* Get naked bitches and start sucking my cock”

Fine bait , very tasty