>watch Holidate >he bails her out of an awkward situation when she bumps into her ex and his new gf >he says “no problem, I’ll take a handjob as a thank you” >she mocks him and says “what are you, 12?” >he says “you gave handjobs at 12??” >she says “I developed early” >then she literally gives him a handjob in the parking lot in his car
WTF, this is considered acceptable screenwriting??
This doesn’t happen in real life, girls don’t do that at 12. Guys don’t get handjobs in the parking lot from women they barely know as a “reward”
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when i was in HS i knew 13yo girls who were giving blowjobs. this was in the 90s
Easton Jones
Did you get one?
Ian Morris
American girls do that because of the hormones in the meat and water and the constant sexual propaganda in the media
Very sick country
Matthew Sullivan
just one? lol
Ryder Ramirez
bros, I'm lonely and horny
Tyler Bennett
This is bad writing. I don’t know why anyone is surprised at bad writing in a b-movie romantic comedy though.
Gavin Lopez
I mean, yes, it's bad screenwriting. It's not especially unrealistic either though. And I should mention, since I know you don't pick up on the cues for these sorts of things, the thing about giving handjobs at 12 was probably played as a joke.
Jack King
You should go to the mall and help out grills, pretending to be their bf.
Leo Price
>watch sneeddate >he sneeds her out of an awkward situation when she sneeds into her ex and his new gf >he says “no sneed, I’ll take a handjob as a sneed” >she mocks him and says “what are you, sneed?” >he says “you gave sneed at 12??” >she says “I developed sneed” >then she literally gives him a sneed in the parking lot in his car
Xavier Moore
>girls don’t do that at 12 >Guys don’t get handjobs in the parking lot from women they barely know user, i...
Isaac Lee
she actually doesnt jerk him off, pretty disappointing
David Turner
handjobs are the worst thing, why even ask for that?
Robert Wood
He's literally zipping up before thet start eating sweets.
She didn't give him a handy retard. They were eating chocolate and it was a joke to make you think it was a handjob
Landon Baker
Does she spit on it at least
Xavier Cook
can you imagine petite emma spitting on your hard cock and then using both hands to jack you off because even if you have a 5in dick its still to big for her tiny hands lol
Christopher Perez
whoa that is the worst case of parkinsons disease I have ever seen
Anthony Peterson
Watch it again.
Jaxson Ortiz
none of that happened in the original chuckdate, wonder why they changed it so much for the sequel
Andrew Williams
Brainlets. She’s jerking him off. He cums. Then we see him zipping up and complaining about getting cum on his shirt
How the fuck did you miss that
Noah Morris
post the webm then
Jordan Smith
>>then she literally gives him a handjob in the parking lot in his car As opposed to figuratively giving him a handjob
Zachary Hill
Just watch the fucking scene.
Joseph Powell
fuck no i hate romcoms
Nicholas Taylor
first handy i got was at age 14
the better question is: why would a grown man want a handjob? they're terrible
Adrian Fisher
True, should have asked for a footjob
Andrew Ortiz
A handjob while the girl doing it looks at you with contempt and disgust is kino
Especially if she verbally abuses you during it
Brayden Hall
we had a girl at my highschool who was nicknamed handy mandy
