It wasn't supposed to be a prophecy

Why didnt hire a whore or date rape?

It doesn't count

this.

36yo virgin here.

Is it better to have my first time with a virgin man or someone experienced?

how are the wizard powers

It's better to not be a filthy faggot

Which I am not

ok, tranny

What is your honest answer?

>in the movie he’s not even a virgin because he can’t get women
>he’s a virgin because freak accidents keep stopping him from doing the deed

Utterly unrealistic.

>a slut from tinder who wants a dick and isnt even enjoyable
>a hot whore who knows what a man wants

NOOOO IT DOESNT COUNT

sneed

I still have hope

Gay

me next year

go to a con, losers

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>Someone who finds you attracrive and/or charming and willingly has sex with you
>Someone who only has sex with you because you gave them money and likely thinks you're a fucking loser.

It doesn't count, you're still a fucking loser who's too boring and unappealing to get anyone to sleep with you unless you literally buy them.

>Someone who finds you attracrive and/or charming and willingly has sex with you
Tinder sluts arent like that tho, they are just crazy. I've only had one good date on Tinder and things were heading good until covid hit then she returned to her country leaving me a 29 year old KHV lol

31 yo khv

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No, but you get used to it.

They tried to warn you

Virgin is likely going to not know how to fuck properly so it won't be too enjoyable.
Too be honest, no ones first time is great. Don't overthink it and get it over with IMO