Have sex capeshitters

>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg

>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg

>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin

>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu

>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky

>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore

>“I tried ‘Black Panther.’ I escaped from the cinema after 20 minutes,” Noé said. “I thought it was as bad as ‘Star Wars.’ I hated ‘Star Wars.’ I hated the R&B music. The music was so bad that I had to escape.
- Gaspar Noé

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didnt read any of this

all these guys are losers, lol

>late capitalist
meme term coined by commies trying to cover up the fact that commies and kikes are responsible for all the problems in the world

>SW is for children but they don't want to admit it. There's a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike
Lucas

>SW created the big-budget comic book mentality, it ate the heart and the soul of Hollywood
Schrader

>A 12yo boy told me proudly that he had seen SW over a 100 times? I said 'could you promise never to see it again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his 30s, isn't living in a fantasy world of secondhand childish banalities
Guinness


>Superman Vs Spiderman, Iron Man Vs Superman... I can't believe people are still paying to see this shit
Verhoeven

>It's produced by humans who can't stand looking at other humans. And that's why the industry is full of otaku!
Miyazaki

based and sneedpilled

>Simon Pegg
They guy who was on nu-wars, nu-trek and Ready Consumer One

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he literally points that out himself in his next sentence

yaaaawn

call me when you have kuberick or john ford.

>“I tried, you know?” the director said when asked if he had seen Marvel’s movies. “But that’s not cinema. Honestly, the closest I can think of them, as well made as they are, with actors doing the best they can under the circumstances, is theme parks. It isn’t the cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being.”
- Scorsese

>Speaking to journalists in Lyon following his acceptance of the Prix Lumière for his contribution to cinema, Francis Ford Coppola, 80, said: “When Martin Scorsese says that the Marvel pictures are not cinema, he’s right because we expect to learn something from cinema, we expect to gain something, some enlightenment, some knowledge, some inspiration. I don’t know that anyone gets anything out of seeing the same movie over and over again. Martin was kind when he said it’s not cinema. He didn’t say it’s despicable, which I just say it is.”
- Coppola

>“I find them boring. They’re made as commodities … like hamburgers … It’s about making a commodity which will make profit for a big corporation – they’re a cynical exercise. They’re a market exercise and it has nothing to do with the art of cinema.”
- Loach

Bröther, may I have some lööps? Also, TL;DR.

>(((David Cronenberg)))
>(((William Friedkin)))
>(((Alejandro Jodorowsky)))

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Well Alan Moore is spot on, but that's what escapism is and it's usually a good thing. Get away from the shit that is RL for a while and indulge in something comforting. It only becomes a bad thing when you use escapism to literally escape reality in every day life and become obsessed with your fantasy world.

>It's pathetic shit but they gave me a large cheque

>read it as "Superman makes me vomit Batman"

The jews making capeshit are 100 times more evil than Jorodowsky and Cronenberg

They sound a bit whiny. "Cultural genocide"? Settle down, my friend. Take a deep breath and let others enjoy their fun movies.

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This is legitimately
>stop liking what I don't like

Why not? Everyone always pretends they are so virtuous and principled. But all that goes out the window when the check is big enough.

>autistic incel can't see someone smoking weed and watching cartoons without going into le epic hyper fashwave (ironically enough) late stage capitalism mode

cringe

>when he said it’s not cinema. He didn’t say it’s despicable, which I just say it is.
LOL

No. NO! Every serious filmmaker on this list is dead right, they just don't go far enough. If you are over 18 and unironically like capeshit, you are, by any objective standard, a failure in life. I have never seen a functional adult attend one of these films, except maybe some parents who roll their eyes throughout. I didn't want to think about the basement dwelling incels who actually pay money to see two superheroes in tights wrestle each other to a CGI background. They have no girlfriends (obviously), no jobs (except maybe minimum wage shit and they blow their paycheck on little plastic dolls they probably masturbate with) and they can't even shower. Seriously, how hard is it to just be an adult and like adult things? "Ermahgerd I gotta see this Marvel movie so I can see the next Marvel movie because I have no meaning in my life and deserve to die!" If I ever see one of you mouth breathing faggots talking about your capeshit in real life, I will kick your ass. I'll be doing you a favor. I hate you!

Based noe not putting up with nigger shit

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Unequivocally based

What kind of psychopath takes a photo of thier cereal? ... Its getting soggier by the second...

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This should bea pasta and be spammed in every capeshit thread like dullest franchise

People have become addicted to karma. It's more-often subconscious, but a lot of them think when something is done/happens in their life, total strangers must care. Maybe it's technological narcissism.

I really want a film review series with David Lynch. I think he'd actually burst into tears by the 4th episode if he had to watch contemporary cinema.

based

Fucking this. I cannot wait for the psychology studies published in the 2050's about this era, assuming we come back around to any form of common sanity.

youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0 imagine his reaction if that quibi shit took off

>assuming we come back around to any form of common sanity.
Too many people do.

Is nolan batman, watchmen and the boys capeshit?

He always sounds like the whiniest cuck faggot. His work is astonishingly overrated. I really do not like David Lynch.

Dune was amazing though.

>likes Dune
>dislikes the rest

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the chinese histories of this period (there won't be any other ones) will be interesting

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Alan Moore is based. He used ancient druidic meme magic to turn the Wachowskis into monsters

anyone that thinks dune is good isn't allowed to have opinions on films. it is objectively a bad movie. you can like it for what it succeeds at, which I do, but it's fucking awful on a fundamental level