Why the fuck don't we have reality tv shows where convicts murder each other in arena aka gladiators?

They were fixed matches, a spectacle with no deaths nor serious injuries.

The belief that they were gruesome fights to the death between prisoners and slaves is just a myth. The gladiators were fame whores.

So the equivalent of WWE Wrestling.

I saw an urban youth literally kill a toddler with a flying kick like that on /gif/ the other day I'll see if I can find it in the archives

wrong. there were plenty of professional gladiators and plenty of fight fixing. But some absolutely were prisoners and slaves and there were absolutely injuries and death.

Puts all your weight behind it plus some if you're running, idea being to launch the opponent to the ground

I mean that probably were for the best. The people came there to be entertained, not to see a 2 minute sword fight and go home.

>cruel and unusual punishment
could probably do it in international waters though or on a private island

I refuse to believe they actually used to do this.
first of all, weren't there people UNDER the sand? and second, wouldn't that require a shit ton of water? where the fuck do they even get it from?
it's all bullshit I tell you

Is it really cruel or unusual? I mean the electric chair must have been an usual way to kill someone for the first 500 or so times it was used.

hey turned to the left girl how you doing

The white man...uh...finds a way

Would be better to use Hollywood ‘stars’

Would be KINO I'd be degenerate gambler betting on my favorite fighter every time

they had that in the 90s it was called ultimate bum fights

>weren't there people UNDER the sand?
The floor was supported by arches and the extensive system of tunnels and shit was added on later after they stopped having naval reenactments.
>wouldn't that require a shit ton of water? where the fuck do they even get it from?
Aqueducts, nigger.

Fucking boats...

Because we like to view ourselves as civilized.

But we're not.

The Running Man with Schwarzenegger has a similar premise, although the book it was based on by the same name is better.

Yes but not AEW, that stuff is real.

Christian morality is the worst thing to happen to human civilization. They've been the SJWs of humanity since year 0.

And what of Good Solonius?

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You're just a seething psychopath who is mad that he can't do crime since the law exists.

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