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Amazon LOTR cast
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Who?
Would make a good Gandalf.
Why is that casting the most exciting?
Diversity hire. The way they're hyping this shit up means it's going to be trash. Just like cybershit
In this version he is standoffish with Frodo's white privilege
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lol
JUST
Cope. You will watch and you will respect Black people.
Why are they announcing casting for orcs?
>Gandalf the Black
so we know who will play the no name orcs but what about the other characters?
>where she played Marc Antony
Well she does look like a bitch and a cheater in both senses of the word.
I legitimately didn't even recognise him, but I haven't turned on the telly in a fucking decade. Awful casting decision, but it's nice to know the series is going to be 100% worthless this early, instead of having some faggots hold on to some sad hope because "muh hobbitses".
qrd?
>powerful
What the fuck is legendarium? Sounds like something out of capeshit.
>You will watch
I won't even torrent it when it comes
A comedian whose career peaked in the late 80s.
More jew shit that will be forgotten a few months after is released. 10 years from now autistic faggots on this board will be arguing about the proper blockchain-based virtualized re-release of the original trilogy. Nobody will remember Amazon's Jew of the Nigs ever existed.
And who's recently been seeking attention playing the race card.
Just imagine being an accomplished writer nowadays, and having some company approach you wanting to make it into a tv series/movie.
Knowing what they'll do with your work must be depressing
Here's a sneak peek
>Lenny Henry
Are Andy Peters and Pat Sharpe playing Elladan and Elrohir?
I want this project to crash and burn with the power of a thousand suns.
Didn't Hackson's films have tons of Maori extras as Orcs and Uruk-hai?
WE WUZ ARAGORN AND GANDALF AND GALADRIEL AND THEODEN AND EOWYN AND ARWEN N SHIIIET
>diversity means shoving dozens of niggers on 1 or 2 brownies your fantasy series based on european middle ages
at least we always have the books, this will not be as successful as GoT, it will probably be Witchter-tier and if Amazon wants to settle for that so be it
Why are they hyping up all the niggers who will play orcs? You won't be able to see their monkey faces through the makeup
why do blacks feel so entitled to other people's property?
>A literal who.
>Needs no introduction.
No, I'm pretty sure he does. Who the fuck is he?
>Mannerheim
Please for the love of all that is holy be bait
why are you posting only non-white people?
disnonest postmaking
>Cunnlife.
word
>a man who needs no introduction
Literally who?
didn't realize middle earth was based in reality. didn't realize dragons, balrogs, nazgul, and giant alien spiders were actually real. didn't realize lord of the rings wasn't a FANTASY and not actual history like the holocaust and moses parting the red sea
I really hope they're just playing orcs
pls don't be naive
who cares it's going to be shit
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If diversity is so important then where are the Asians?
Based on doesn't mean reality, retarded nigger.
Oh I know, but I just find the hyped up language they use for these nobodies to be hilarious. A mean, look at this dude's filmography. He's in fuck all that's relevant, yet somehow he's some legend?
You know, I just thought of something.
Plays like Julius Caesar and other Shakespeare shit tend to be much more lenient with casting as opposed to screen because there are so many casts doing the same play.
These Shakespeare guys straight out of Africa probably don’t really grasp the sheer virtue signaling they’re being used for
>what about the haradrim?
They are black but they are the enemies of Gondor. No good guys in the books are black.
I can't wait for the writers to inject their ideology and objective assumptions about the world into lotr. I am sure people will love it.
You faggot losers said the same thing about the witcher and it was a hit. Eat cock faggot.
i don't mind them showing more fantasy characters like black fathers, i just wish they would announce more cute girls
it was filmed in some African country, they don't have white people there
This. It will be The Witcher all over again. We already have the movies so that's enough imo, and besides, they will never be topped no matter how much money they pump into new projects.
They will love it because they'll be racist if they don't, and racist is the worst thing you can possibly be in the West (besides antisemitic).
LOTR is European alternate history fanfiction, the entire mythos is influenced by pagan anglo saxon history and language
Gandalf the brown
>and it was a hit
no it wasn't lol
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS WHY IS IT SO EXCITING
IS IT JOHN BOYEGAS DAD OR WHAT?
>I am sure people will love it
you're delusional if you think they won't
Being antisemitic is ok as long as you're a poor refugee
>Radagast the Brown
are these joggers being cast as orcs or fellowship?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
RIP LOTR