Why do you all blame these two based bros for ruining Star Wars?
prequelfags are not people
is it not considered gay to do this?
>is it not considered gay to have friends?
Female hands wrote this post.
>Ywn have friends to chill with while watching schlock
>tfw all you want in life is 3 bros to watch shitty movies with while you get drunk
IS IT SO MUCH TOO ASK
he just likes touching dudes
this pisses me off. i'd be so happy if mike put his arm around me like that. im gonna cry.
I'm happy they're suffering now for making so many parrots & sheep.
How is that their doing?
The Mr. Plinkett reviews...
user they didn't create star wars.
How did their Plinkett reviews make them suffer?
can someone compare this to the .gif of him trying to put his arm around Jessie?
Disney Star Wars.
As someone who's been there, not worth it. Everyone ends up cheating you out of your good will eventually.
I blame the farmyards and exotic bird sanctuaries myself
I don't
They said exactly what everyone else was saying, just in a condensed form. They only articulated what people wanted. It was also exactly what Disney needed to do to get Star Wars up and running again. Magic and coincidences. Likable characters on an adventure against an intimidatingly foe. It's fantasy sci-fi 101, they just put it in an easy to digest video.
The reason Star Wars failed is with Disney. Say what you want about Episode 7, but it started the franchise back where it needed to be. A simple story of (moderately) likable characters. They go on a simple adventure, blow something up at the end. It was a solid 'OK, let's get back to basics and start this off safe' movie. The issue is after that Disney didn't want to compete with Marvel. IE Marvel already had the young male demo with it's simple story and likable characters, so Disney decided to elevate Star Wars with topical political themes and meta stories. Marvel was for families and kids, and Star Wars was for millennials that wanted to post hot takes on Twitter. All the 24-35's will be writing news articles about how Episode 8 'deconstructs' the formula.
But Star Wars can't sustain that. It was never meant to. It was made to be fun space adventure movies. This is where Disney failed.
>but it started the franchise back where it needed to be. A simple story of (moderately) likable characters.
Grimacing Piano-Key Teeth & Pet-Negro.
star wars has had ONE somewhat likable hero character ever
Han Solo.
Every other character is bland and essentially interchangeable. The OT characters had some character traits but none of them pay off in any meaningful way
They wrote Disney Star Wars?
Yeah the Abrams suggestion was cringe
>Han Solo.
Oh you're one of those goofs.
>female hands
>4channel.org
good one
episode 7 was dogshit
no matter how talented the writer episode 8 would not have been good following that shit set up
Say after me AT-ST!
>star trek 2009 was good
>jj abrams should direct star wars
thats why
Because the sequel trilogy is based off their shitty ideas and beliefs.
Simon Pegg even said so.
>Hire JJ Abrams! The guy who ruined Star Trek!
>No more than two/three lightsabers! No epic Jedi battles! I hate Lightsabers!
>make everything like a A New Hope!
>don’t have any cool action scenes! Make everything boring!
>increase the diversity! I want BBC! *Mike Stoklasa licks his lips*
>No interesting or unique music! Make everything like the OT!
Everything Mike Stoklasa suggested was stupid.
Mike Stoklasa is a Trekkie that hates Star Wars with the exception of 4 and 5.
He himself said he hates lightsabers and Jedi.
His IDEAL vision for Star Wars is to be Star Trek.
No one should ever take advice on what Star Wars should be from a Trekkie that hates Star Wars.
Mike has the stupidest takes and ideas on this planet.
>Aquaman needed more Taco jokes!
>Solo needed a scene where Han’s hologram disguise malfunctions!
>Horror shouldn’t have anything scary! It should be slow and boring and have people doing boring stuff like putting wallpaper up.
>Rey and Finn should have hooked up!