*survives being cut in half somehow*

You don’t have sex and you have your bottom half. What’s your excuse?

Robocock.

Same way people live with internal decapitation.

>OUCHIE! RIGHT IN THE KHYBER CRYSTAL'S.

I'm genuinely curious how maul surviving is triggering you guys when sideous got throw down a tube, possibly evaporated and survived the death star exploding.

People have survived much worse in Star Wars

Even in real life. I put better odds on someone surviving being cut in half with normal earth medical attention than someone with Vader’s injuries surviving with earths medical attention.

Jut look at that 19 year old kid who got crushed by the forklift and lost his lower torso.

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Man, what sort of Sith can bring them back from death using the dark side? That's some legends nonsense.

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Mace Dindo is also alive then.

I don't know if I have ever seen a case where somebody accepts one and not the other though

>>soft landing
at the bottom of a reactor shaft?

Nah he dead

It's easy for men like dark maul

water

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But why the fuck is he a mafia don? He showed literally zero interest in crime or material wealth or even power in Phantom Menace. He was a Sith zealot.

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He's that obsessed with Obi-Wan.

>has no dick
ngl I’d kill myself

What would u do?

I think of Metallica kicking out mustaine and he was so pissed he formed Megadeth just to get back at Metallica.

Water is not soft after a 20000 foot drop my guy

Because Disney is retarded

He's a fucking alien who looks like Satan what do you know about his anatomy? Maybe he has 5 hearts, maybe he can regrow organs or something

So Maul was literally too angry to die?

>too angry to die
Imagine The Cope

Season 5 TCW is pre-Disney.

But a better analogy would be Metallica kicking out Mustaine and he was so pissed he became a mafia don just to get back at Metallica. It makes as about as much sense as Maul doing it.

[[[Darth Sion wants to know your location]]]

At least they did something interesting with Maul after bringing him back from the dead.

rise of skywalker fucked the prophecy thing tho

>Reaching terminal velocity
>Hard floor
>Soft landing
What

True, I wish Palpy was done more justice.

Isn't the prophecy mostly BS anyway?
>It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them.

it was ben with the force

conventional power would attract too much attention too quickly, and it was an easy way to bait obi-wan in to a disadvantaged position.

Like Anakin

what was the purpose of anakin redemption? bring balance to the force or something, he acomplished. now what?

THERE ARE HEROES ON BOTH SIDES

It wasn't the being cut in half, it was the falling at least 30 stories onto hard steel.

He did destroy the Sith, when he repented of the darkside (thereby "killing" Darth Vader) and killed the Emperor by throwing him down a hole.

In the sequels they forgot this so instead he destroyed the Sith by jizzing inside Natalie Portman who gave birth to a grumpy depressed old man who trolled a neurotic child so hard he gave up on his life as a dictator and decided to take a bullet for a hobo that he barely knew, who then destroyed the emperor and all the Sith with magic. Bit of a rube goldberg prophecy that