>southern character in a movie
>WELLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BUT WELLLLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THAT BIG CITY STUFF BUT WELLLLLLLLL I'M FROM THE SOUTH, AND DOWN HERE WE DO THINGS A BIT DIFFERENTLY!
Southern character in a movie
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oh my god jimmy carter just killed himself
>everyone from the south is Foghorn Leghorn
I fucking wish
>main character is walking alone on dirt road
>pickup truck full of rednecks rolls up alongside
>"LET'S GET HIM, BOYS!!"
Very cool, Zach!
>bad guy is an oil tycoon
based
>bad guy is finished
>redneck character
>he drives a red 80s gmc square body
WELLLLLLLLLLLLL ITS THE BIG SHOW
>police chief in a movie
>I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKED IN YOUR OLD PRECINCT BUT IN THIS DEPARTMENT WE DO THINGS BY THE BOOK
howdy partner
I own an oil rig
yeehaw
YOU ARE A HILLBILLY TOMAR
YOU LIVE ON A FARM
>be yankee carpetbagger
>get sent to state prison for meddling’
>on the chain gang bus going to cut sodder grass along the highway
>all the blacks on the bus start swaying and clapping
>OH ISIAH COME GIV ME DAT GOURD
>tfw don’t know any negro spirituals
>pickup truck pulls up alongside main character
>"we don't take kindly to your type round here!"
LINKARA
THE GREAT LINKARA
Has a black nanny
Owns a big business in the area
does shady dealings with people - trying to fuck someone over
I wanna see a scene of a fat colonel sanders type southern guy eating a bucket of chicken while licking his fingers saying
''I do DECLARE this chicken to be divine.. mammy (black slave) why don't you run along and grab me some cool refreshing lemmonnaddee''
Also Tim does an awesome impression
>my cousin dun got bit by a copperhead
IT'S ME
THE LIGHTBRINGER
>I DO SO HOPE YOU HAVE BEEN TREATED WITH SUM SAWTHERN CONFURT IN THIS LIL TOWN IF OURS.
>OH WHERE ARE MY MANHERS?
what in tar nation
>howse-pi-tality
this, but unironically
don't wear shorts in the woods
>southern character in movie
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>Raylan givens as I live and breathe
>...Hello boyd
>southern gentleman
>acts and talks like a fag
>"WELL I DO DECLARE..."
Are you a bot?
I LIVE
IN A PENTHOUSE
>thats the opposite of what I was saying
That moment is fairly funny on its own but this animation takes it to a whole other level: youtube.com
>We don't like your type around here.
>These are the types we like.
Now look man come on now come on man come on fat come come on now mah come on fat come on man now cmon man