Raised exclusively on an iPad with Youtube Kids and consuming multiple hours of fever dream-ish animations of spiderman...

>Raised exclusively on an iPad with Youtube Kids and consuming multiple hours of fever dream-ish animations of spiderman injecting elsa's pregnant stomach with his own shit and piss and vomit videos per day
Is Generation Alpha going to be the most fucked up one so far?

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Why did reddit decide to start overusing le fever dream maymay this year? Gas lighting I think the DNC was pushing, is this the same thing?

You cant even call it fucked up. Lets say you are baking a cake. You fuck up the cake if you leave it in the oven for too long and it gets burnt, or you fuck up a cake if the ingredients are not properly proportioned. What is happening to Gen Alpha is like if you tried to bake a cake so you threw eggs and flour in a bowl, spat on it, and then tossed the bowl out the window.

I recently had one and I thought they were pretty similar in that they had no real direction and were weird looking and confusing

Take your meds, stormschizo

yes. My retard cousins prop their three year-olds in front of the ipad pretty much everywhere they go and the kids mainline this autism for hours at a time. Feel bad for the little fuckers, what a bleak existence they've inherited.

Pills. Now.

the internet was a mistake

I've watched a couple of those vids when they were said to be this big programming conspiracy on /x/, they're fucking hilarious. Really it's just people shitting out videos like this and using the YouTube algorithm to get paid.

No, you didn't. You recently saw it posted 500 times on the internet and have very little agency.
The jews are behind it eh? But why?

can it be any worse than teletubbies and boobah?

Yeah they got a big herd of ipad cattle.

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is it really that bad? i grew up with a NES, Gameboy, GameGear and then SNES and then Genesis and i totally turned out fine. That's why i'm fine letting my son have his tablet with parental restrictions of course

Have you ever even had a fever dream? If you did, you'd understand what I was saying. Think to yourself: What does ANYONE have to gain from shilling "fever dream" into the mainstream?

>"i totally turned out fine"
He says, as he posts on 4channel.org

yes. they wont even manage the level of communication of zoomers.

I didn't get internet in my house until I was maybe 10, and didn't get to use it alone until I was 13. I'm thinking of doing the same thing to my (never to exist) kids. Is that even possible or will they be ostracized by their peers? I played with models and knex for most of my childhood and that seemed to be a popular thing to do but is playing with building stuff popular anymore?

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They just get through sometimes, they're manipulated to show up in searches for things for kids. Knowing that some parents just type in "for kids" on youtube and hand the kid a tablet. That's why those vids end up getting hundred thousands, or even millions of views.

Oven yourself schlomo

>damage control
You've been gas lighting fever dream lunatics for a year user, just admit it.

You first, tourist.

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WE NEED A NEW NAME FOR THE ALPHAS Zig Forums
I say we call them Alphies

i wonder if our grandparents thought this of us

Do you expect to accomplish anything other than being called a kike? I already have a new IP btw but go ahead and report me anyway you inbred demon

alphags

>durrrrrr what are crypto kikes hurrrrrrrr
Fucking die commie pig

Alphags

Ostracized by their peers. You can MAYBE keep them off the internet until about age 7 or 8, and that's IF you find the rare woman who won't just put an ipad in their hand the minute they turn 2 and she wants to spend 3 hours talking to her friend on the phone or some bullshit excuse.

we need a fucking commune

I know what you're saying and it's tough not to fall into the trap of making your generation's "normal" the baseline, but I think there is a big difference between the media of my early 90s childhood, and this consoomerism psyop shit.