He thinks a tiger or a fucking silverback would stand a chance against THIS

this is true but bears have such thick layers of fat and muscle it'd be hard for the gorilla to really do much damage unless he got lucky on the bears throat. bears are surprisingly fast too, don't forget they can run up to 30 mph and climb trees quick as fuck

why is leslie jones screaming

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Stubbed her toe filming ghostbusters.

Das how she be actin n shiet

What is the point of bear hunting? Deer hunting I can understand but bear hunting just seems like a waste

whats it going to fucking do? Swing and dive off a 500 foot vine and pile driver the bears spine?
The first thing any bear is going to do when attacked is swipe, and its paws are incomprehensibly strong compared to gorillas.
If you gave a human man the size and strength of a gorilla, and another the same but for a bear, the bear man would be able to bench roughly 2000 lbs more than the gorilla man.
There is literally no scenario where a gorilla could kill, or even scare a grizzly.
Gorillas are routinely hunted and killed by fucking leopards 1/4 their size for christ sake.

Le epic racism for the win!

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Elephants
Rhino
Hippos
Bears
Tigers
Gators/ crocs
Lion
Gorilla
All in that order. Where would giraffes rank?

imagine being a fucking bearfag....imagine thinking that giant tub of lard would be able to react fast enough to a SIBERIAN TIGER coming directly for its jugular vein at the speed of a lightning bolt...that dumbass bear wouldn't last 5 minutes

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everyone knows the bear is the real king of the forest

Seething

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some people like eating bear, but mostly it's dick measuring

>mfw Zig Forums has become a bear supremacist website

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The sheboon known as Leslie Jones actually looks more like a gorilla than a human.

>Where would giraffes rank?
nowhere near that list...a giraffe is one of the most genetically fucked creatures on the face of this earth, its almost as if God wanted to create a living meme and did it by creating the giraffe

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they make a cool rug

If anyone was there in the living room the bear would have ran off like a scared bitch. Bears are pussies.

literal autism; discovery channel style

It is a continuing ource of disappointment to me that filtered (( does nothing. Anything that filters you useless fucks makes my life a little brighter.

Bears have a thick layer of fat that functions as armor. A tiger swipe won’t do shit.

So you think a silverback can beat a giraffe 1on1?

Asserting human dominance in the animal kingdom.

Why did he do that?

Stop bitching all of your worthless life you stupid faggot

>filters
but y tho?

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Asserting bear dominance in the human kingdom.

youtube.com/watch?v=qmMBN8bpyzE

Bears are surprisingly fast, full stop.

Like any large predator hunt, it exists to make the hunter's pp into a PP. That's it.

fuck humans

either below or above or equal to bears.

an adult male giraffe could concuss and trample a bear with it's first stamp, or it could have it's leg broken by the bear. IT's hard to estimate what the win rate would be.

I think the giraffe could only win if it hit the bear pretty well on the head with it's first stamp because after the bear closed the distance it could grab onto one of its legs and lean over it to unbalance or break it.

but then again, a non-head hit from a giraffe stamp could unbalance a bear so much that it would give the giraffe time to do another stamp and just keep trampling and stamping down on the bear until it is dead.

hard to tell.

btw you're missing buffalos and wildebeast. they can easily kill tigers, crocs, gorillas 1 on 1.

even an adult male horse has a good chance of trampling a tiger to death 1 on 1.

asshunting is our assertion of dominance

but picture this;
you are a wild bull elk during the rut...your only duty of existence is to simply breed, and embarrass little rutlets by dominating them in a glorified headbutting match...after this is completed you just scream at the top of your lungs and female(s) show up willing and ready to take your seed whether they like it or not

related:
youtu.be/1-3A9JAzCt0

>blocks your path

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They're just dogs...

a big brown or polar bear can kill almost anything that lives on land. Obviously not an elephant or the handful of other enormous creatures but they can easily kill moose for example and those get up to 700kg

>FILTERED!!!!!!

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And yet if he'd called Jerry Seinfeld a horse or Anya Taylor Joy an alien you wouldn't have a problem with it, would ya you fucking cuck. Huh? Answer me you fucking little chapo refugee, i'm gonna beat your fucking ass in you can scream and squirm all you like you're going to get FUCKED UP.

Cope hum*n

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Kek

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What a good citizen.

how do they wrestle and reposition their weight even faster than human wrestlers?
humans must be so weak that they can't even make their bodies move fast.

I'm not sure you realise how fucking big a giraffe is, they're not just stretched horses.
They're gigantic and have serious amounts of muscle to back it up.

Anya Taylor Joy vs a bear. Why would win?

the platypus is by far the biggest meme animal of all time
>duck bill
>duck feet
>lays eggs
>sweats milk
>has fucking electromagnetic censors and uses its bill like radar

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YOU JUST KNOW

>whale not top
You goofed.

Don't forget the venomous barbs!

Hunting bear with a bow is the ultimate natural thrill high. Seriously, there is nothing on Earth quite like going up against a several hundred pound mass of muscle and fury with nothing but a bow. It's the kind of adrenaline that normally only happens in a shootout or a street fight.

Rhinos are pussies, though

It was probably in that trap for hours, so it was scared and pissed off.

"Yes"

>Land Animals
>hey we wuzz whales

Would bears actually beat a silverback? Guess monke would be too scared desu

bears eat whales

No, its a bearfags propaganda. This is literally impossible

Will that bear go see a bear doctor to get his mutilated nose fixed?

There's no way there aren't some underground animal fights happening for the elites amusement.

The bear is fucked up. The tiger doesn't want to bother getting hurt at all.

If Anya was armed? She has a chance. Against a huge charging bear, being an inexperienced shot, Anya could possibly kill a charging bear but only if she didn’t panic. This is unlikely. Anya doesn’t seem like the kind that wouldn’t panic in a life or death bear situation. She would no doubt get injured. Broken bones. If she doesn’t hit her head and go consciousness, that is. Leaving her vulnerable to a bear’s ferocity and immediately disemboweling her and then chomping down on her neck. She could get a shot at point blank. But she would 100% be dead or severely injured.

now this i would actually believe...the romans had coliseums, why wouldn't the elite also not have something to satisfy their bloodlust?

>weagle weagle
imagine getting rekt by a dawg, imagine being from auburn alabama, imagine not even being the best team in your state. stay fukt fgt

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Clearly talking about terrestrial animals only.

Kino rank

Okay Joe but everyone knows about your 10mm/44mag pistol so calm down

They are also one of two mammals that have bioluminescent chemicals in their fur. The fucking things literally glow in the dark.

Most animals don't want to risk injury when they can avoid it. The mother bear is driven by instinct to protect her cubs though which is why she goes so hard.

>A tiger swipe won’t do shit.
a tiger can decapitate most animals with a swipe of the paw
shut the fuck up Athensfag, you have literal grown men who wear chokers and bark like dogs at your gamedays...its the gayest thing i've ever seen

bearchads...
youtube.com/watch?v=gMldIcYHymM&ab_channel=animaljournal

I know but the bear is still fucked up and the tiger isn't