JERY: you chose Funko pops over a woman??

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GERGE: I type out the angry text, and then delete it all. I get my rage out in a healthy and safe way. It's really brilliant Jerry, I can't believe I hadn't thought of it before

JERY: Yea, no way this blows up in your face

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Kramer: Im cancelled Jerry!

Jerry: Kramer! What did you expect! You said the N word!

Jerry: George, you're spending too much time on that Taiwanese basket weaving forum.

George: I gotta get the (you)s Jerry! The (you)s!

JERY: Can you believe it? This Chinese restaurant doesn't even serve cat... OR DOG?!?!
ELANE: I can't! I've always wanted to eat some pussy
*PETERMEN WALKS IN*
PETERMEN: Elane? Did I just hear what I think I heard?
ELANE: Petermen, no it's nothing it's just th-
PETERMEN: You're fired Elane, how could I possibly employ a lesbian in New York City? I'd be laughed clean right out of this town.
*Creamer walks out of the kitchen carrying a crate full of dogs and cats*
CREAMER: Can you believe this Jery?!?! They're only serving the good stuff to the slants that can read the secret ching chongy menu!
JERY: I knew I should have taken Mandarin instead of Spanish.

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Based

Creamer: I can't believe it Jerry. No one is subscribing to my onlyfans

Jerry: You see Kramer, part of the fundamentals of onlyfans, is to HAVE fans

Creamer: Oh I got fans

*Creamer opens a pop tart out of Jery's pantry*
JERY: Okay Creamer, if you're going to eat all of my food I need you to scratch my back too capiche?
CREAMER: Oh *clicking sounds* capiche Jerry
JERY: It's Bania, he's been stealing all of my open mic sets and posting them to his instagram and twitter page. It's ruining my act!
CREAMER: He's already cancelled.
JERY: What do you mean he's "Already been cancelled"?
CREAMER: I got him on film Jery. He said NIGGER.
JERY: Hard R?
CREAMER: Hard R.
JERY: Perfect, its about time I got something out of the blacks. Have you posted it yet?
CREAMER: Oh no, I'm trying it in my next open mic set. He killed Jery, KILLED.

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I lol’ed

This one funny a lil bit

Jerry: Grogu?
George: Grogu.
Elaine: Gorgu?
George: Grogu.
Kramer: Grogu.

Frank Costanza: The only Grogu I knew was that Chinaman I greased in Korea!

Jerry: So she's a he now?
George: She's a he now.
Jerry: But she was also a he back when he was still a she?
George: She was a he, even when he was a she, she was still a he.
[Kramer busts in]
Kramers: [upset] GUYS I THINK I'M GAY NOW

Kramer's should have an exclamation point, otherwise perfect.

Read this in PETERMEN's voice, perfect

ELAINE: Welp, it's official... I've been cancelled.

JERY: You got cancelled?? What was it this time - Facebook? Twitter?

ELAINE: Nope.. Tiktok.

JERY: You got cancelled on Tiktok?? How?

ELAINE: I just wanted to make a fun dancing video like everyone else... apparently some people got...offended.

JERY: What song did you dance to?

ELAINE: ...Turning Japanese.

JERY: You don't mean--

ELAINE: Yep, karate moves and all.

JERRY: That's a shame.

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Her dancing in itself would have Jerry dying inside

Dying with desire, right? Fuck me boys she's so hot

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She aged like wine for a while there

You all laugh but Seinfeld caused the exaggerated faux par mess we are currently in.

By focusing on what's not allowed, what tiny things should be of concern (to prove your high social status and charm) the social guide for what is good, noble, and life furthering is pushed way aside. Comedy becomes about who can seem least bothered by which absurdities. The absurdists see this a green light to go nuts, as they'll avoid all scrutiny.