Dear journal

I never watched the Disney Doug and Nick's Doug was okay

Which is better between the two?

journaling is encouraged in most faith circles

BASED

>"HEY FUNNIE! YOU WANNA CREAM ME?"

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BANGIN ON A TRASH CAN

Doug created generations of chodes

Today Patti called me a loser and stepped on my balls

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watching this turned me beta af pretty sure

nah, you were always a faggot

DRUMMING ON A STREET LIGHT

maybe. idk ive had my cool moments.

only if you watched after the Disney acquisition the movie was the last straw

no, he was always simping
and it was took as the normal for clueless kids

there should be a character to say him, maybe a older kid: "there is nothing special about her"

pretty sure roger stole her and banged her in an episode

sure, they like the bad boys

>Dear Journal
>I really fucked up
>I saw Judy coming out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel and sunglasses
>I know she's my sister, but I just couldn't help how much it turned me on! Seeing her wet skin as she walked down the hall back to her room... it was almost like she was doing it on purpose!
>anyways, I did something, something... stupid
>I waited for everyone to fall asleep, and I took my shot
>I know it was wrong, but I just had to see more! Plus she was asleep, so it's not like she'd know, right? I wasn't hurting anyone!
>So I snuck into her room, I was just like the super spy, Smash Adams!
>I saw her laying there, wearing just her sleep shirt rolled up, showing off her cotton panties... how could I NOT take a peek?
>so I tip toed to her bed, and saw my prize illuminated by the light through the crack of the bedroom door
>I placed my hand lightly on her crotch, feeling the heat of her sex through the fabric of her underwear
>my mouth was watering like I was eating a extra large honker burger meal with fries!
>I carefully slid my finger tips under the waistband and readied myself to feast my eyes on my first real life pussy, and I would finally be a real man!
>I slid them down, and there it was! My own sister's shaved, plump lips, so full, and so soft... I'd be crazy not to try and give her petals just one kiss, right?
>I went for it, and Journal, it was like kissing an angel! The feel of her on my mouth, the smell of her cunt sweat smelled like sweet nectar
>and then I sneezed
>Judy woke up
>I tried to say I was sleep walking, but she knew
>she SCREAMED. She screamed and kicked so much, of course mom and dad ran in
>she said I raped her! Raped her!? I BARELY TOUCHED HER! PLUS SHE WAS ASLEEP! I DIDN'T HURT ANYONE!
>Mom cried
>Dad actually hit me
>Didn't even say a word
>I went back to my room, I fucked up. She's gonna tell everyone! That bitch! Skeeter will hate me, and Patti... I don't know what to do...

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Dear journal everyday is agony as I sit here and wither away with this debilitating disease that which has no cure. Leaves me in a hopeless state And an abysmal existence. Nothing but sadness and misery. Journal, I want to never wake up again. Good night.

You made the right decision.
I wish this guy had done the same.

>dear journal
>larp about how great it is to be a NEET and how i have time to do all the things i enjoy
>in reality be a NEET because i'm genuinely too sick to work
>energy to do things for 1-2 hours a day maximum, which has to be spent on essential things
>rest of the time is spent laying down daydreaming about what my life could have been like

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