Let's settle this, who had the best card?

Did anybody ever try to call these numbers?

This.

Allen's has most of the address cut off, and Bryce's has that weird fingertip image covering the number...why are people rating them?

Bryce has the best legibility but allen wins across the board

They're 555 numbers. Not real.

hey fuck face. we've had this thread for like 10 years. why did you think we would need another?

Paul > Patrick > David > Timothy

...

Patrick Bateman

Unironically Paul Allen, anyone who says otherwise is a pleb.

I don't get it. How can they all be the Vice President? Did someone in props screw up?

>all VP’s
What did they mean by this

Bryce has the most professional one.
Check'em

forgot they were all vice presidents

why does the bryce one have a different corner?

dubs

Check 'em

Van Patten

van patten > bateman > allen > bryce

Damn I remember some long ass comment on the youtube video of this scene but cannot found it
It was some turbo autist examinating all the cards and he said that Allen's was a piece of art

unironically Bateman with Allen a distant second.

Textured paper cards are tryhard. People try to do this shit here with textured washi and it sucks. Simplicity of style is key. I like the emboss, but Allen might actually take it over bateman from a purist. Bryce and Patten are not even in the running.

>t. Japanese salaryman.

Nevermind I found them

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>He's an eggshell white fag
youtube.com/watch?v=6WWHCYYfvMg

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mine

Cool it

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You forgot a card user.

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completely fucked it with the offset trailing justification in the top right, not worth mentioning

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>bottom text on 2 lines
>green words
>golden tinted main font cut too deep
Looks too costly therefore he doesnt give a lot of them therefore he doesnt work that much therefore he sucks. thats how you spot some literal who thats trying too hard. Into the trash

Notice Allen had the address as two rows instead of a long strand. It's subtle, plus no need to show off with texture.

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The whole goddam point of the scene is to emphasize their focus on petty competition. Of course you autistic faggots missed that...

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Good work, subhuman phone posting scum. Taking several images and screenshots of your disgusing phone screen to share a couple paragraphs of text.

Hello? Ever heard of copy and paste? It's fucking TEXT.

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>bryce
>van patten
literally cardboard-tier aka poorfags

I'm not in the Computer right now and copypasting from the phone it's hard you whigger

phoneposters should be permanently banned on sight

this is an imageboard
not your twitter hangout
you fucking plebian

>r*ddit spacing

Allen >>> Bateman > Van Patten >>>>>>> Bryce (how the fuck is he even employed with shit taste like that.)