Therapists on tv/movies

>talk to a real doctor like a psychologist
psychiatrist*

>does this sound like normal behaviour to you?
>assuming it really happened and you're not having allucinations

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jesus what an incel thread

Psychiatrist are competent for the most part but in the US they tend to just prescribe you pills and call it a day

>used to call my mom after the session and tell her everything I said to him
if this was true you could've easily gotten him drummed out of the industry. Wouldn't matter how much he screamed you're schizophrenic. unless by mom you mean you were under 18

>tfw my mom's a therapist
>tfw I don't talk to her anymore and all her children are mentally ill to some degree
don't knock up a shrink guys, think of your offspring

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Psychiatrists are smarter on average than therapists but it doesn't mean they've spent a lot of time training on how to work with people. They prescribe the appropriate medication and then ideally have you work with a therapist.

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i had a male psychiatrist for a couple years during/after i was going thru chemo and he was really good. he specialized mostly in professional athletes though so that probably explains why. most people who need therapists can't really be helped sadly

going to a therapist, i cannot stress this enough, is the biggest thing you can take up the ass.
you can get fucked by a thai tranny prostitute, you can get castrated at a california liberal arts monthly orgy, you can get your genitals mauled at a zoo exhibit in russia, you can pay the highest taxes and watch your kids get lazier by the minute
but you cannot get lower than going to a therapist for these problems

i had both a male and female therapist, both were pretty terrible at their job and as people.
it's all a meme, only the dumbest fucking people recommend therapy and these are usually people who breezed through life. where the saddest thing that happened to them was usually a common problem.

what if i want to die but don't actually want to die? what should i do to fix that?

maybe its only because guys dont talk about this stuff but the only people I every see talking about therapy is the rich hot white girls I used to know in school

Fix your breathing, meditate, exercise

Should we even believe in science now

Psychology is empirical though, and therefore science.

You should go to shrink only if you have a serious mental illness (schizophrenia, tranny tendencies, suicidal thoughts, etc.). Going to a therapist just because you are feeling sad is retarded.

get a stable income, gf, and healthy.

I had a therapist when I was a teenager and she talked to my grandmother after a session once and I could hear her laughing about how "I think he expected me to convince you about X" at which point I of course called her fucking cunt joke of a counselor.

>based on what?

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>t. almost failed psych 101 but "it was super interesting"

I have/do all that but a gf and I have no clue how to get that

Jesus, going to therapy and taking stimulant and even psychoactive drugs to make you feel better. What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

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>Therapist trying to get me to tell her what I do all day
>Finally bring up Zig Forums
>"Next session, I need you to do a better job explaing what that is, I don't quite understand"

>have until monday

what the FUCK do I say???

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>are these jews with us in the room right now?

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TheRapist :DDDDDD

"I use it as a substitute for social interaction because all the in-jokes let me feel like I'm a part of something exclusive which is why I can't really explain it to you, but I know that the place is toxic and that I need to build real relationships"

tv is the wrong place to ask but essentially you have to go outside and not be autistic.

clean your room and then penis

I have my doubts about therapy, but you can bet this shithole isn't doing you any favors either. It's like carrying an especially toxic high school around in your head, world's hard enough to deal with already even without beating yourself up.

>and do you feel better about yourself when wearing the "NPC" mask or the "wojak" one?

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Therapists are useless and I'm not saying that to drum up favor with you mongoloids.

It would take years of talking to someone to bring out what I want out of life and what makes me unhappy. I could do that with anyone though. Don't have to pay them.

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