OH NO NO NO

>people thinking it's bad
filtered

spykids and the spinoffs have always been this campy

Whats the point of having sharkboy (?) and lavagirl? This is basically spy kids for a new generation, no need to appeal to nostalgia with a franchise that I dont think anyone is fond for. I loved spy kids 1 and 2 for what they were, and had fun with 3, but by the time sharkboynlavagirl came out, I knew this was cringe.

>Why yes I am a Robert Rodriguez film, how could you tell

What happened to that?

Ok without even watching the trailer, I can tell you based on the title and the op image what this movie will be about. Stop me if I'm wrong here:
>We Can Be Heroes follows the children of world famous celebrity superheroes. They don't have powers, but then they eventually get them. This is supposed to be empowering to kids watching on Netflix. The wheelchair kid has psychic powers. There's probably a tranny kid in there too because current year. The sassy Latina in the front is the protagonist, and she's smarter than her father. She's "fearless" and "fierce" and doesn't take crap from anyone. And she always has a snappy comeback for anything.

How close am I?

>2:36
There's the Asian kid I was looking for. I knew there would be one. The cock sucker financier had to make sure to put "one of everyone" in the movie.
Is this art, or is this a capitalist money grab?

Cashing on on mental illness.

lmao "ohnonono" what a meme, so original so fresh so funny

Wasn't Sharkboy and Lavagirl absolute shit?

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Probs a favor for getting RR to direct a Mandalorian episode this week tbqh

You seem to have wrong expectations for throwaway meme references and what they're supposed to achieve

close to what?

Far. You suck at this.

Still scary

Anybody who doesn’t think Robert Rodriguez is based is a hothead

Robert Rodriguez is like Mexican

How is this even possible in a mainstream movie? What the fuck? How do you fuck up a lens blur this hard? Why are the kids in the back on a greenscreen? Why couldn't they just film it in a park? Why isn't the background blurred along with the actors?

So many fucking questions.

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holy fuck no this cant be real

wait I didn't watch the first movie ?
Is game of thrones guy Shark boy?

I though very little girl told she is the girl of Shark boy.

probably he has like ~10 min of screentime and a fat check, so it's forgivable.

Where's machete?

Yes but now tide-pod eating zoomers are old enough to be nostalgic about it.

It's for kids you retard.

Based Pedro continuing to make kids movies for kids.

Why are you guys laughing so hard? This is Rodriquez's bread and butter, silly children's movie made for his own children. This is exactly what capeshit is supposed to be, stupid, childish and targeted at children. Sorry you man children can't have your "serious" capeshit, but grown adults don't care about cape shit. It's time to grow up you fat losers.

Why aren't you wearing a mask, faggot?

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