>You have reached the voicemail box of *pause* Oscar Isaacs *pause* Please leave your message after the beep.
>BEEEEP
>YOOOO OSCAR! Hey whats up, man! Just heard about the Solid Snake gig. Congrats bro!
>Haha yea I love that series, man. I've always identified with Otacon. Felt like in another universe I could have totally played him. Yo, how crazy would it be if they went with a black actor for Otacon? That would be epic, man. Get the bros back together haha! Would love to work with you again!
>Anyway I'm doing good, bro. Just started filming "They Cloned Tyrone." It's going to be epic, bro. You would love it!
>So anyway, I guess you didn't get my other messages. Hope this one goes through.
Just give me a call when you're free. Love you, bro.
MY TEA HAS GONE COLD I'M WONDERIN' WHY I...
GOT OUT OF BED AT ALL
THE MORNIN' RAIN CLOUDS UP MY WINDOW
AND I CAN'T SEE, AT ALL
You have reached the voicemail box of *pause* Oscar Isaacs *pause* Please leave your message after the beep
niggaactor
he can be the darpa chief (decoy octopus)
you're pretty not good
I wish people would realize that Star Wars never made anyone big who wasn't already a notable actor. Makes me wonder if Mark Hamill ironically got lucky diverting his efforts to voice acting and finding a niche.
Will remember Hamill's voicing of Joker in Arkham Asylum until the day I die desu
Wasn’t Harrison pretty unknown before Star Wars? I thought I read somewhere that he had only done a few small roles in some western shows before then
John Boyega should unironically be casted as Raiden.
>drives into the lake with dozens of monologue scripts for auditions locked in the trunk
Kept you waiting, huh?
This fucking idiot OP typed all that unfunny shit and I’m not even going to read it
Audibly kek'd
I think that Oscar has changed his phone number by now.
Bros, nobody tell Boyega Oscar's new phone number.
>HOW PLEASED YOU ARE TO LOOT AWAY, JOHN THE NIGGER
I for one welcome this idea of oscar and john working on a metal gear movie
he should be ocelot
>black Otacon
Cool.
didn't know they were remaking Rem Lezar
YOU FUCKED UP BRO YOUR POST IS OSCAR'S NUMBER
Oscar Isaac should play that character too and be referred to as "Oscalot"
(202) 324-3000
can we actually tag john on twitter as hard as possible so that they actually get him in the movie?
Im a boomer and cant into hashtag pounds
we should probably try. seems like he really needs a pick-me-up about now.
it could be the "le fourth wall break" quip
and I would actually be okay with it
10/10
He was in American Graffiti.
*sigh* somehow John got my new phone number
Ford was the big shot overpaid action movie star for a while, but his career is pretty weird overall. One of the first non-franchise lead roles he did after the back to back hits of Empire and Raiders was the fucking Mosquito Coast.
lol
kek
holy kek based and truthpilled. I honestly think this totally happens all the time. Oscar is in demand, Boogayega is not. Boogabooga keeps leaving proposals for gettting parts in Oscar movies. Oscar ignores.
Reminder that Boyega couldn't lay a pipe because of racist teenage girls.
John Boyega detected
He had a role in 1974 in The Conversation, a best picture nominee