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Ethan Miller
Brayden Adams
Is that scarring from his trip in the Sarlac or is it his constant helmet use?
Carter Rogers
haha orange butt cheeks
Jack Flores
Last bump for today
May the Schwartz be with you, niggers
Nicholas Green
Sarlacc acid most likely.
Mason Scott
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend
Carter Robinson
You know you want it.
Nathaniel Rivera
Probably the sarclacc
Jordan Ortiz
I'm going to sleep, have an influence lost pepe.
Levi Jenkins
checked
god is real
Wyatt Long
>ahsoka becomes a force ghost and yeed sees her walk off with anakin
kino
Isaac Bailey
how raven is confirmed?
Xavier Clark
This pasta is now popular on Facebook. Fucking facebook.
Ethan Collins
witnessed
Juan Long
Hunter Gomez
Yes. Also checked.
Grayson Reyes
never posting it again
Hudson Gomez
most memes start from Zig Forums and make their way up (aka down) the internet pipe (aka shit) line
Elijah Morgan
>me on the outside
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>me on the inside
Nathan Campbell
Good.
Benjamin Wilson
Peragus Mining Facility
Kreia in my head
Running around naked
Jedi Jesus
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Simple as.
Bentley Green
wasn't expecting blackpills from yoda itt
Asher King
cringe
Ryder Howard
KINO.
>COOOOOORTAAAAA
Robert Rodriguez
And thus, every "facebook meme" with Ahsoka has a nerd posting the pasta, with people being shocked and tagging their friends to see this epic "You have no idea Luke".
Zig Forums really is the last bastion of OC.
Luke Foster
it always was
Austin Sanders
He was going to appear in the Clone Wars but the idea was scrapped. Later on he was officially confirmed canon by some "visual dictionary" that was released as supplementary material to TRoS.
David Harris
I prefer this tune
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Kevin Butler
add this to the op next time
Luke Cook
> Luke did I ever tell you about Yaddle?
> Yaddle was another one of Master Yoda's pranks that went a bit too far. It all started around 35 BBY, when Yoda decided that his padawan Dooku was something of a humorless twat and needed to lighten up a bit. One day Yoda brought Dooku to sit in on a Council meeting and announced that a new Jedi Master was being appointed. Then he waddled out of the room and walked back in thirty seconds later wearing the most terrible red wig, introducing himself as Master Yaddle in a woman's voice! "Yaddle" started to do this hysterical "sexy" dance in the middle of the chamber, and we all had a good laugh at that. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, Luke, and I think Dooku actually fell for it for about fifteen seconds, though he never admitted it. He looked positively furious afterward, but he didn't dare speak out of turn. Dooku fell to the Dark Side a few years later, and then your father Darth Vader chopped off his hands and head.
> Unfortunately, Yoda was going a bit senile by that point and didn't know when to let a good joke die. He kept up the "Yaddle" act for a few years after that, showing up to Council meetings wearing nothing but the wig and offering the other Masters lap dances while they were trying to discuss galactic politics. I think by the end of it, he'd really begun to believe he was this "Yaddle" character.
> We finally reached a point where we had to stage an intervention and steal the wig from Yoda's chambers when he was away. He came to the Council meeting the next day in tears, telling us that "Yaddle" had been killed in action on Sullust. He never brought her up again
>you see Luke, Yoda never used a cane until he started doing his Yaddle act. Rumor has it "Yaddle" was whoring out of the bars on Kashyyyk and permanently blew out his anus. He retreated to Dagobah in shame after his incontinence lead to the deaths of a dozen young padawans.l
> And he was a good friend.
Ryan Butler
Daniel Clark
god I hope so
Connor Watson
Have you taken the CIS pill yet?
Ryder Mitchell
You know what would be fun? If Ahsoka got to meet Booba Fett in Mando. But that would probably be too much fanservice, unless you do it in a subtle way.
Jace Miller
Do the Outcast or Academy online rooms still have people in them?
I've been thinking of giving it a spin for old times' sake.
Cooper Jenkins
It's Javyar's cantina for me.
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And music that plays on Nar Shaddaa, I fucking love that planet.
Jaxson Roberts
Jayden Hughes
>Chad Sane Sith Magnus named in his honor by the Emperor's Wrath
Hunter Taylor
my facebook friends will love this!
Grayson Baker
>Want to replay Kotor II
>remember I have to slog through Peragus first
gah
Samuel Williams
There's at least one accelerate clone still out there too, Kix, the medic from the 501st who was frozen in carbonite.
Adrian Rivera
such a cool ass nigga
he's literally not-vader: the character, but still cool as fuck
Ayden Barnes
Someone post a Hi res of this please
Andrew Peterson
Roger Roger
Jackson Cooper
she probably will because I can see them needing her to get yeed
Owen Reyes
>And he was a good friend.
Gone too soon.
Grayson Ramirez
Academy definitely still has players, but I think most people are playing movie battles and not vanilla
Aaron Ramirez
I was more of an Iziz guy myself.
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Gavin Hernandez
*upvotes*
Carter Jackson
Filtered.
Isaiah Bennett
I took the CIS pill in 2002.
Kayden Nelson
>Jabba Wanga?
what did he mean by this?
Brandon Evans
Wait... you mean there's more locations?
Kevin Collins
Even with mods?
Angel Adams
best I can do
Leo Long
Is he even awake yet? I'm sure that's closer to the timeline of TFA. If they ever decanonize the sequels, I hope they keep Sidon Ithano and his story about finding Kix.
Jaxon Murphy
Filtered.
Luis Martinez
Technically no but like you say shit is up in the air.
Anthony Turner
>no kotor 3
>no cosmic horror enemy
>everything just eventually reverts back to rebels vs empire i fucking hate it
Connor Smith
>still got that dent in the helmet from his duel with Cad Bane
I guess they could retcon it to be from any other battle he's had, but as much as I want Cad Bane to come back I'm also OK with him being dead under Boba's belt
Kevin Sanchez
>tfw no B1 battle droid friend
Andrew Cooper