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>Legends media timeline
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>Canon media timeline
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline_of_canon_media

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

Is that scarring from his trip in the Sarlac or is it his constant helmet use?

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haha orange butt cheeks

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Last bump for today
May the Schwartz be with you, niggers

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Sarlacc acid most likely.

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend

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You know you want it.

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Probably the sarclacc

I'm going to sleep, have an influence lost pepe.

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checked
god is real

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>ahsoka becomes a force ghost and yeed sees her walk off with anakin

kino

how raven is confirmed?

This pasta is now popular on Facebook. Fucking facebook.

witnessed

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Yes. Also checked.

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never posting it again

most memes start from Zig Forums and make their way up (aka down) the internet pipe (aka shit) line

>me on the outside
youtube.com/watch?v=zWUWoJG3rT4
>me on the inside

Good.

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Peragus Mining Facility
Kreia in my head
Running around naked
Jedi Jesus
youtube.com/watch?v=7DtVBD6W5_A
Simple as.

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wasn't expecting blackpills from yoda itt

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cringe

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KINO.
>COOOOOORTAAAAA

And thus, every "facebook meme" with Ahsoka has a nerd posting the pasta, with people being shocked and tagging their friends to see this epic "You have no idea Luke".
Zig Forums really is the last bastion of OC.

it always was

He was going to appear in the Clone Wars but the idea was scrapped. Later on he was officially confirmed canon by some "visual dictionary" that was released as supplementary material to TRoS.

I prefer this tune
youtube.com/watch?v=-KM4LtHJbV0

add this to the op next time

> Luke did I ever tell you about Yaddle?
> Yaddle was another one of Master Yoda's pranks that went a bit too far. It all started around 35 BBY, when Yoda decided that his padawan Dooku was something of a humorless twat and needed to lighten up a bit. One day Yoda brought Dooku to sit in on a Council meeting and announced that a new Jedi Master was being appointed. Then he waddled out of the room and walked back in thirty seconds later wearing the most terrible red wig, introducing himself as Master Yaddle in a woman's voice! "Yaddle" started to do this hysterical "sexy" dance in the middle of the chamber, and we all had a good laugh at that. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, Luke, and I think Dooku actually fell for it for about fifteen seconds, though he never admitted it. He looked positively furious afterward, but he didn't dare speak out of turn. Dooku fell to the Dark Side a few years later, and then your father Darth Vader chopped off his hands and head.
> Unfortunately, Yoda was going a bit senile by that point and didn't know when to let a good joke die. He kept up the "Yaddle" act for a few years after that, showing up to Council meetings wearing nothing but the wig and offering the other Masters lap dances while they were trying to discuss galactic politics. I think by the end of it, he'd really begun to believe he was this "Yaddle" character.
> We finally reached a point where we had to stage an intervention and steal the wig from Yoda's chambers when he was away. He came to the Council meeting the next day in tears, telling us that "Yaddle" had been killed in action on Sullust. He never brought her up again
>you see Luke, Yoda never used a cane until he started doing his Yaddle act. Rumor has it "Yaddle" was whoring out of the bars on Kashyyyk and permanently blew out his anus. He retreated to Dagobah in shame after his incontinence lead to the deaths of a dozen young padawans.l
> And he was a good friend.

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god I hope so

Have you taken the CIS pill yet?

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You know what would be fun? If Ahsoka got to meet Booba Fett in Mando. But that would probably be too much fanservice, unless you do it in a subtle way.

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Do the Outcast or Academy online rooms still have people in them?
I've been thinking of giving it a spin for old times' sake.

It's Javyar's cantina for me.
youtube.com/watch?v=dZVCAJqf0k4
And music that plays on Nar Shaddaa, I fucking love that planet.

reddit

>Chad Sane Sith Magnus named in his honor by the Emperor's Wrath

my facebook friends will love this!

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>Want to replay Kotor II
>remember I have to slog through Peragus first
gah

There's at least one accelerate clone still out there too, Kix, the medic from the 501st who was frozen in carbonite.

such a cool ass nigga
he's literally not-vader: the character, but still cool as fuck

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Someone post a Hi res of this please

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Roger Roger

she probably will because I can see them needing her to get yeed

>And he was a good friend.
Gone too soon.

Academy definitely still has players, but I think most people are playing movie battles and not vanilla

I was more of an Iziz guy myself.
youtube.com/watch?v=FWdCpYse1Es&ab_channel=exsYaourT
youtube.com/watch?v=pBVF1yyV9JU&ab_channel=CrimsonKnight

*upvotes*

Filtered.

I took the CIS pill in 2002.

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>Jabba Wanga?
what did he mean by this?

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Wait... you mean there's more locations?

Even with mods?

best I can do

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Is he even awake yet? I'm sure that's closer to the timeline of TFA. If they ever decanonize the sequels, I hope they keep Sidon Ithano and his story about finding Kix.

Filtered.

Technically no but like you say shit is up in the air.

>no kotor 3
>no cosmic horror enemy
>everything just eventually reverts back to rebels vs empire i fucking hate it

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>still got that dent in the helmet from his duel with Cad Bane
I guess they could retcon it to be from any other battle he's had, but as much as I want Cad Bane to come back I'm also OK with him being dead under Boba's belt

>tfw no B1 battle droid friend

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