Why would he marry a 3/10 spic goblina knowing he could have any girl on the planet?
Why would he marry a 3/10 spic goblina knowing he could have any girl on the planet?
Christian Allen
Gabriel Young
>mommy gf
He's a man of taste that's why
Adrian Cook
The only way to sustain a long term relationship with a woman in the 21st century is to aim so low you are sure she can't do better and won't cheat.
Cameron Foster
she looks like a tranny
Mason Powell
she was hot
Jaxson Cruz
How is she a mommy gf?
Camden Reed
>Latina
>looks like that at 46
She's going to be hot forever, like Salma Hayek.
John Gray
big boob
Jayden Lee
What are the odds he gets a divorce?
Matthew Walker
Because she submitted to him, begged for the creampies.
She retired from acting to become his breed cow.
Carter Howard
she's got a good body and latinas make good wives
Samuel Harris
He knows he's too autistic to bag young starlets, so he found a woman who could tolerate his disorder
Michael Rodriguez
he should’ve married emma stone
Jacob Carter
Maybe she has a good personality
Xavier Ross
>oh hey whazupp goose, how are those tap dancing lessons going
Liam Hernandez
>what did you do to my wife
Jack Hernandez
Might surprise you, but good sex is %90 enthusiasm on the woman’s part. A 3/10 that gives you the rusty trombone while cackling with glee can trick your brain into marriage.
Tyler Cook
Because he's just one more homo who stays in the closet so he can land leading man roles. He got his asshole turned inside out during AYAOTD and he's been a fag ever since. He sucked and fucked for roles up to his big break in The Notebook. Ever wonder why he exclusively dates costars? He only meets women on set and can't hold down a relationship with someone who doesn't play pretend for a living.
Jeremiah Rogers
Maybe she has a magic pussy
Robert Moore
that's why Sunny Lane is my favorite "actress"
Julian Howard
Because she is his waifu
Christian Gray
>i dindu shit, but i cant vouch for my home boy verone
Jayden Price
There is more to people than their looks, you pathetic coomer
Ryder Ross
Mendes isn't the worst looking and a dedicated latina beats any golem mutt white american girl he would have ruined his life over.
Anthony Martin
he likes his cummy mummys
Jayden Cruz
>mommy gf
>gave him kids
>let's him creampie her whenever he wants
>can fend for herself career wise
Hmmm really makes you think.
Wyatt Roberts
Same could be asked of Harry.
Grayson Watson
Stop living rent free and get laid faggot.
Ryder Green
you don't even know what rent free means lol
Ayden Brown
Gosling actually married a good looking girl.
Jacob Myers
Fat boy. Get a haircut and pay your poor mum some rent money.
Nathaniel Phillips
autism
Alexander Cooper
wasnt there more pixelated fucked up picture of her to try and prove you right or was it too much bullshit and too obvious?
Lincoln Peterson
white boys like this have small peepees, only simp non-whites put up with then because they already had too much bbc LOL
Nicholas Martin
Thanks for the input Wang