Any kinos like this?

A literal reddit thread.

>I hope I don't make it to 30.

>be pre-civilization hunger gather
>live in small tribe of around 150 extended family and close friends
>basically given a girl to fug as soon as you hit puberty
>spend your life exploring, hunting and fighting alongside your bros
>die at 30

civilization was a mistake

>spend your life exploring, hunting and fighting alongside your bros
That sounds really fucking gay kek

who took the photos? fake and gay

>born April 1986
I think we are onto something, one year older user
same I'm just living day by day now and it works most of the time but sometimes I just break down and can't even get out of bed.

Who’s taking the pictures?

>dying before getting to see Avatar 2

Don't kill yourself, you have so much to look forward to.

Tom Waits?

Yep, that's why he's Big in Japan

I keep my birthday secret from coworkers so they won't do anything for it.

Her

40 yr old virgin lulw

where did that meme come from that hunter gatherers would only live to 30? why would they suddenly drop dead at 30, its so retarded

pathetic, get your shit together

Thought that I wouldn't make it to 20 when it was a teenager. Thought I didn't want to be 30 in my twenties and that no one would ever love me, or that I couldn't be normal enough to enjoy life. Now I'm close to 40 and been in a successful relationship for nearly ten years and I live comfortably with money in the bank whilst working very little. Give it time and don't underestimate yourself. If you need a self esteem boost, start talking to women on the internet and realise that they're just as stupid as you. That will enable you to start doing normie shit (don't worry; you can still do weird shit in your own time).

How do you talk to women online?

People look at the "average lifespan" being low in pre-industrial times, and don't realise it's because of high infant death rates, while people that got past childhood tipically lived fairly long.

>>spend your life exploring, hunting and fighting alongside your bros
>>die at 30
nah, high chances you died at childhood otherwise you would make it to 60 easy

based retard

i just turned 28 a few days back, honestly I am mad because I feel covid stole a year of my life

>I am mad because I feel covid stole a year of my life
I'm happy cause it gave me a year to catch up to the caged up normoids kek

it did. make up for it over the next 2 years. do everything you promised yourself you would and have lots of sex

I'm angry covid didn't take my life, it was basically just a flu.

>a year
LOL. The lockdowns haven't even begun, friend. Welcome to the new normal. Just two more weeks to flatten the curve!

the lobster. forgot to take out the audio in some other webms so ill need a second

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i'm just angry

Based

you'd have probably died in the first 2 years of your life, considering how weak and girly you sound

if not probably abandoned for being considered not worthy of taking care of

Go out with a bang. Take a government building with you

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heres some inspo for you kings to get a gf

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why seek movies like this when we already have our life to deal with

God you guys are such miserable cocksuckers no wonder you’re so cynical and jump down everyone’s throat at the sight of a differing opinion

ok i laughed

The Lobster would have been a more interesting movie if it was about a pedophile trying to have a relationship with an adult

maybe. definitely not unimaginable in that setting.

I don't actually like anyone or enjoy being around anyone so the entirety of life seems unpleasant and pointless

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