Charlie Brooker is a fear mongering retar-

>Charlie Brooker is a fear mongering retar-

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I don't care if Brooker invented sliced bread I still would want to punch him in his smug fucking face.

Maybe she shouldn't have let Alexa run her house if she didn't want her child to think it was the mother.

maybe there are 7 billion retards on the planet and the elite controlling them is actively malicious and this plane of existence is literally a form of hell

>Kid thinks alexa is his mother
This is fucking hilarious, how detached from your kid do you have to be for this to happen

Over the past few years Amazon and Google have basically been giving away alexas/google homes. There have been so many free giveaways that you probably know multiple people that got one for free that didn't even want one in the first place. (((They))) know what they're doing, people can't resist free shit.

>FUCK THIS PIG RIGHT NOW

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I thought this was a thread about a child sociopath, not some "technology is scary" boomer nonsense.

who do you think charlie brooker is fucking idiot?

Noticed this as well. The price just keeps lowering and the ads are more prevalent. They're really going all out on this.

I have no idea user who is charlie booker fucking?

do i look like duckduckgo to you retard? do your own fucking research

OI M8 WOT IF YER TODDLAH THOT YER RADIO WAS IS MUM. FOOKIN MENTAL INNIT

Yeah, technology is good. Nothing bad about it.

Dumbass boomers.

Also, can you post your address? I need to mail you something.

Hey dumbfucks if you’ve got a cell phone guess what, you’re being listened to. This isn’t some groundbreaking conspiracy.

Get off the internet, Ted.

Honestly that's more mental than anything he thought up in season 5. An episode about a kid who slowly becomes detached from his mom in favor of some kind of Alexa-esque AI is more interesting than that miley cyrus shit.

they wanted to give me a free echo

bit mad, innit?

kill yourself google chrome user.

The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesteryear. But it was never the streets that were evil.

I love the idea that somebody wastes time or effort listening to my utterly irrelevant conversations.

It's not actually a person, it's an AI trained to listen for keywords. You can guess what those words are which will get its attention and put you on a list.

I’ve been on that list for decades with 0 consequences then. What a limp dick conspiracy.

The list is for closer monitoring. If you're not doing anything actionable obviously nothing will happen.

What is with all the corporate bootlickers on Zig Forums lately?

What's that superscripting about?

Jesus Christ, this bitch is gonna pull a Chris Watts soon. She has multiple posts about how FUCKING ANNOYING her kids are and how FUCKING STUPID her husband is

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>buying "smart home" technology
>ever
your fucking phone is already listening to you

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you can get a free echo?
surely someone has hacked it just to make it a normal speaker

I received a free Google home speaker or whatever. its pretty sick, it plays my jams and sets my alarms. when I'm half asleep I can talk to it so it helps me plan my shit.

I use Google for everything already, I don't really care if it sells my shit, I have adblocker.

never said this before, but don't be a chud

I have very long conversations on the phone with a friend who was surveillance for being on totse back in the day about very metaphysical and conspiratorial topics and have been saying I'm surprised more people haven't shot back yet in regards to the riot arrests and telling him to go take over the building that was taking forever to call him back for a job interview and create a hostage situation. I really hope an actual guy has to listen to all of that.

Anyone else find it utterly bizarre to hear ads for alexa/google home?
It's literally a wiretap, you're wiretapping your home and paying for the privilege of doing so.
People talk about buying theirs, using it, etc, and I just feel like an alien.