Why do you faggots want the theaters to close down so bad...

Why do you faggots want the theaters to close down so bad? You constantly sit on your fucking fatasses and talk about how every corporation is fascist and monopolizing yet you’re okay with Sorosflix literally putting out every movie now? Is Zig Forums the most retarded board?

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theaters are smelly

Yeah! Where else are you horny teen bastards supposed to screw if not in movie auditoriums or the theater bathroom!

Your mom's house with your mom.

Yeah because you live in India, you fucking idiot. Your theater floors are basically free for all bathrooms.

Did she feel bad for you when she saw you crying like a bitch after being turned down by the girl with down syndrome?

some people here are just miserable and genuinely want the entire world to close down because they are fine with watching anime and playing video games until they kill themselves and you're also getting trolled

Imagine that, a theater manager who is projecting.

theaters are for incels

I pirate everything lol

>tfw the rival kinoplex has already closed for good.

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>Go to theatre
>25 minutes of ads before the film starts
>Fat woman takes up your entire armrest
>She eats an entire tub of popcorn for 1/2 of the movie making awful chewing noises
>Tard teenagers on their cellphones constantly throughout the film, some even talk during
>Stupid fucking kids crying and parents doing nothing about it

Movie theatres aren't the problem. People are.

None of this actually happened to you, faggot

heh, good one kid

People on this website are mostly various flavors of doomers.

Fuck that, you know how many times I get radioed in the office about horny bastards doing it? Like animals doing it next to the dumpsters out back and mentally scarring one poor girl unfortunate to have to take out trash.

and most of us can find a camrip or leaked movie within hours of it coming out.
Not all of us are turboautismos that need the whole experience.

it is funny to laugh at streamfags though

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Thanks for the reminder got some kinoritos in the pantry

You really underestimate how inconsiderate the average fuckwad is.

Because hollyshit will be forced to create low budget kino. Of course it could just end up as straight to video tier schlock idk

You understand that theaters dying would impact the industry way beyond the actual theater experience, right?
The industry hasn't really found any alternative nearly as lucrative.

You say that like there aren't already mountains more low budget movies available than blockbusters.

Most of them (the new releases) are appalling, however the good ones are by far the best cinema

Oh no! Whatever shall we do without our Jew brainwashing centers?

Use one of the other million Jew brainwashing centers.

have fun getting shot by an incel in your own theater then

RENT. FREE.

I still don't know what this meme is supposed to prove.

I dont care. The market will always be there regardless of the medium.

jews and movies would be associated on fucking family feud reddit. Maybe you'll pull off a proper use of something someone said to you one day.

it was originally said to people who whined about Zig Forums and like everything else the people who it was said to have attempted to appropriate it and say n-no u.

I haven’tbeen to a theater since 2003 (LotR:RotK) and haven’t missed them at all.

The only advantage of a theater is the big screen and that’s only an advantage if you can get a seat in the middle of the the theater. Home viewing is better in every category.

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Lucky for me I have a lobby of employees, two locked doors, and a stairwell between me and them. Plenty of time to scoot out emergency door conveniently by the office.

Sorry customers, I just care about your money, not your life. Sorry employees, teenagers are a dime a dozen. I'll call 911 from the parking lot.

>Normalfag memes
Go back

Every time I ask people to tell me why something is a meme, they tell me where it comes from but never why it's a meme.

Eventually I started going to the 'premium' cinemas but it's really not much better. People still bring their kids, meals involve clinkering of utensils and ceramic plates, waiters constantly going up and down the aisles. I won't miss the 'cinema experience'.

>You understand that theaters dying would impact the Jews

FTFY

Stop going during prime time

>meals and waiters
lol at americans. why cant these freaks just sit still for 2 hours?

nope. im a Prime type of person. at the end of the night one of those fatties are my armcandy

I doubt you watch enough of them to give an opinion on general quality.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WEAR ONE

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I don’t want theaters to die I want Hollywood to die.

I wonder what you think that sentence means.

>why don't you want to be shoved into a dark room with 20+ people who will ruin the immersion of the movie by making constant noise and where the only food available is overpriced garbage
wow I wonder

I used to love going to the movies, until I saw the force awakens. I never went to see another movie in the theater after that shit. JJ Abrams killed going to the movies for me.