I love this shitty movie
I love this shitty movie
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PUT THE COOKIE DAHWNN NOW!!!!
HERES TO YOU, DAD
Would be shit if it weren’t for Arnold’s accent
and Sinbad
I owned a Turbo Man at one point. It got lost when my grandma donated all my toys to Goodwill. Shit was cash.
This movie is crap. Even Phil Hartman couldn't save it.
you couldn't do the mail bomb joke today. I mean you could, and in fact it would land even better and so would the consumerism theme. It's ripe material for a remake actually but instead of a tighter script we would get a shittier cast and modern hollywood.
IM GONNA DECK YOUR HALLS, BUB
>shitty
Please stop that. It's a real classic. Arnold plays a great straight man in a zany world. It's a fun film for everyone and good for kids too.
>sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
What did he mean by this
Chinese restaurant only allows human clients
so naturally a client dog would be quite nervous
if it was made today they would try to sell a lot of merchandise of it
"JINGLE ALL THE WAY" CAN JINGLE ALL THE WAY TO HELL
They did
>$450 on ebay
NRFB, but still, you missed out user.
meant for
Sinbad is a total bro.
Sinbad had a stroke recently. And I always thought he was white.
You know, that seems to more or less be what happened to Jake Lloyd.
Little buddy...
Yeah, he's recovering.
The only acceptable remake of Jingle All the Way would star Jason Statham and be directed by Neveldine & Taylor. Be better as a spiritual remake though.
I thought it was talking about Coronavirus but yours makes a lot more sense now that you say it.
> In the end Douge jingled all the way to Hell.
Why does his son want a Turbo Man a doll? Doesn't he know dolls are for girls?
>Year after 9/11
>Sixth grade
>Would walk up to teachers and say in a (likely very poor) Arnie voice "There's a bomb in the building, you hafve to geet owt!"
>They just laughed
Well they're not going to laugh anymore
Christmas kino
>turbo no kyojin
THIS MEANS WAHR
>shitty
Its a Christmas classic bucko
TA-TA, TURBOMAN