"Grogu, My name is Luke Skywalker. This is my wife Mara Jade. We felt your presence from the Jedi temple on Tython."
"Grogu, My name is Luke Skywalker. This is my wife Mara Jade. We felt your presence from the Jedi temple on Tython."
Blake Phillips
Jason Nguyen
"grogu want mommy titty milk"
Hudson Taylor
Luke: I understand you know this child requires training, Mandalorian, but I won't separate you two. Here's a holocron with all the lessons the child needs, so he can train and remain with you. We'll check on you from time to time.
Dylan Ward
I was a good friend
Cameron Richardson
Luke: Now I must be off, to build my new Jedi school. I'm even gonna train my nephew. Gonna be so rad. Wish me luck!
Kevin Russell
Favreau better make that shit an alternate timeline.
Colton Johnson
bryce's episodes are so cringy
Carter Rodriguez
She could be the easiest person to cast though.
Dominic Howard
All of it is cringy. I literally only watch it to keep up on the memes, but I hate every minute of it and can't even be bothered to focus on the screen.
Jose Hernandez
Not really.
Dylan Rogers
Is Tython still canon? I lost track of what Disney did and didn't erase.
Nathaniel Powell
Why did they change Yeed to Grogu?
Alexander James
No
Kevin Watson
>"What is that sudden storm forming above my new Jedi school? OH NO!"
William Morgan
>Luke: Boy I sure hope he doesn't have a bad dream or anything!
Brayden Ross
Pick a younger hotter redhead at least.
Christian Edwards
>Luke, I'm a marketing gimmick in a children's franchise. Grow up and have sex.
Oliver Gomez
>hotter
Gavin Hall
Get help
Julian Richardson
>Sebastian Stan
Eli Morales
she'd be a good Mara knows how to fight, but yet another assasin working for a superpowerful emperor might be a bit too much
William Richardson
The ginger giraffe is the hottest firecrotch in Holywould at present.
-BDH vacillated between fat and thin for years but the scale finally settles on landwhale.
-Chastain has always looked like a wrinkly wine aunt who has to cake on makeup to cover the cracks. She's too old; same with Julianna Moore, Isla Fisher and Amy Adams.
-Bella Thorne is a walking crackhead disaster zone and not that hot either.
None of them can match karen's style, grace, acting ability and drunkeness.
Noah Jenkins
Yes, Evan Peters is far worse casting, what the fuck?
Wyatt Hernandez
BDH is thicc like a fertility goddess (although sometimes she gets fat, but she's usually thicc). Agreed on the others, although Amy's still got it despite her age.
Grayson Price
It's Seb or bust bro.
Hunter Thompson
Same reason they changed it to sneed
Grayson Williams
Because the baby is a girl.
Jordan Bennett
sadly, just a wishful thinking
Austin Taylor
What is it with fans constantly wanting to pair Luke with ridiculously out-of-his-league sexy powerpussy? He was raised by Aunt Beru or whatever her name is ffs. He's a moisture farmer who made good. If he marries at all, he should be with someone capable and on his level "professionally" but who is also somewhat homely and reserved.
Adam Flores
Grogu? I'm CIA
Eli Fisher
thats how his romance with Mara plays out, she calls him farm boy into their 40s
Connor Reed
confidence counts for a lot a Real Luke got pretty fucking confident being the most powerful being in the Galaxy and all
Brandon Gomez
Ok, but every portrayal I've ever seen of this character seems to say more about the intended reader than Luke himself.
For like 5 minutes at a time in RotJ when he needed to. Even if you can run game on top tier Russian strippers and supermodels and use mind tricks to make them think whatever you want, you're not trying to marry them. You're still going to marry someone you relate to, probably a lot like your mom, or you're not going to marry at all. This bitch doesn't seem much like Padme, either. At least not in how she looks and carries herself.
William Gray
Uh…you don’t get to bring friends
Josiah Sullivan
have you ever seen any portrayal apart from someone posting some badass moment? in between those he's humble nice kinda a doofus, but also the most powerful person in the room, at all times
Andrew Taylor
>this bitch
so I get you know nothing about what you are talking about, but what exactly are you basing this on? nothing? in what way was Mara a bitch?
Aiden Evans
Mara is incredibly reserved, you don't know what your talking about at all eh? she's damaged goods, very quite very nervous until she starts gaining confidence through her friendship and then more with Luke, Sheev and Vader then Thrawn just treated her like shit she was conditioned to think she was 'less then'
Liam Sanders
>I sure hope that clone Luuke doesn’t fuck it up when I’m away
Jacob Adams
Why would a humble, nice doofus who is the most powerful person in the room want to be with a bad ass bitch that leaves a slug trail of pussy juice across the floor in said room?
bitch in this context is any female not like his aunt. You're a bitch if you wear sexy skin tight clothes, too much eye makeup, and are a stone-cold killer to boot. Luke Skywalker WOULD NOT be with an alpha female. He was not an alpha male as a person. He was just really powerful with the force.
All whores are damaged goods, retard. And no, I "don't know what i'm talking about." I'm entirely talking about the portrayals I've seen. I give fuck all about the story because honestly the cringy fanwankery in images and discussions is enough to convince me this is more retarded fan bullshit. I've not read a single word about the Vong either, but also know that is incredibly retarded and cringy. Your job is to convince me that I'm wrong.