A genie gives you unlimited funds to write, direct and advertise a 90-minute movie featuring these two actresses...

A genie gives you unlimited funds to write, direct and advertise a 90-minute movie featuring these two actresses. You get absolute freedom in each and every single creative choice, but there's a catch: if your movie doesn't get good critical ratings (at least 8.8 on IMDb, at least 91 on Metacritic AND at least 3,5 stars on RogerEbert.com) you and everyone you love will be captured, imprisoned and horribly tortured for 1000 days with no hopes of reduced sentence.
What's your film like?

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Porn

Ann Frank biopic featuring magneto from the xmen. magneto is female.

blue is the warmest color 2

A great new spin on a Samara thread. Let me have a think about it and i'll get back to you...

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Pov movie of me impregnating both

>blue is the warmest color
>7.7 on IMDb
...is some lesbian action worth 3+ years of excruciable pain?

woke girl power remake of brokeback mountain, it will be a massive piece of shit but the critics will all suck my dick because it will be stunning and brave

checkmate leftards

i'll make it better obviously
extended sex scenes

>Pov movie of me impregnating both
for 90 minutes?

also I get to direct the whores eating each other's pussy and all kinds of other degen shit that will get left on the cutting room floor

I already won the thread don't ignore it.
there will be lots of violins and funny, happy, harmless jewry.
ha-ha look one is juggling and then says something supposedly witty that is really a template joke.
there will be a secret jewish wedding with the same music as every other american tv series and half the films have, and they will use lots of jew words and eat jew foods while making jew jokes about their mothers and rabbis. the rabbi will be a kindly, warm hearted man who sacrifices himself to save one or both of the main characters.
there will be german uniforms everywhere and they will be mindless evil demonised stereotypes.

It will be cut down to 90 minutes yes

this
definetely needs more black men

>on the cutting room floor
try never to use that phrase again.
it doesn't even exist anymore, things have been digital for 20 years.

Retard

dull cunt
you copied the entire phrase from hearing it on tv, and think it makes you sound like some kind of insider.
no one says that apart from buzz feed journalists.

Jaime Pressly biopic with a twist
Samara and Maggie portray her in different period of her life, but thanks to some science time-travel magic they meet each other and end up making sweet yet intense love to themselves for like 24 minutes straight
LOTS of close-ups on them tongue-kissing.

>extended sex scenes
Could you be more specific?

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answer this, op.
now give me the 6 million I earned

Cast: them and me, no one else.
Plot: none, just 90 minutes of threesome unprotected and uncensored sex. Not one drop of sperm will go to waste, it will be 90% ball deep creampie, 10% swallow BJ, and a couple facial/collarbone/feet cumshots for the degenerate viewers.

Don't care about the rating, I can endure 1000 days of torture after this.

>I can endure 1000 days of torture
no you can't, people way stronger than you got mad after like only 20

SEX SEX SEX

then I'll get mad or die, whatever, I already got what I wanted.

Abuse budget, bankrupt company, pay critics, sex women, life is good, the movie is about boats and honor

>Don't care about the rating, I can endure 1000 days of torture after this.
Just add a title card saying that you're all Holocaust survivors or trans or something at the start of the movie and you'll get the good reviews too.

how is she so pretty

>rape
>rape
>never make the movie, use my unlimited money as hush bribes for the media so they never know these women are locked in my rape chamber

>pay critics
24 replies and finally the right answer appears

>91 on metacritic

impossible

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apparently hologram posts are being ignored by (((op)))

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imagine this but with an actually hot girl instead of Bella Whorne