Do women really laugh at you like this if they see you soft and shrunken from water? also Seinfeld thread

Do women really laugh at you like this if they see you soft and shrunken from water? also Seinfeld thread

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No... They scream

women are monster right guys

fuck them i hate them, viva ls MEN!

Yes then they get it hard and put it inside their bodies.

Some women are just big dumb whores who never did foreplay for someone else

My roommate threw two chocolate chip muffins in the trash and they were still in the plastic container so I took them out and started eating them and she saw.

The majority of women still do not know about growers because porn.

wasn't the whole point of seinfeld that everyone is a jerk or painfully unaware of their flaws? no, this is a caricature of how people really act.

I dont think I've ever been flaccid by the part of sex where I needed to remove my pants. Just making out usually gets me hard.

You have to be 18 to post here.

>t. low-test meat eater with erection problems

yes, even women that know about shrinkage will still laugh and say you have a tiny dick. That's why you must always fluff yourself if there's a chance a woman might see your dick.

I only date chubby hispanics and cant get it up until they blow me

women dont watch porn

Yes

Bro, I get erect if a woman breathes near me. I'm a 22yo khv though

Yeah and they don't fart either.

Jerry simply had a bigger dick than George.

This man would like to have a word with you

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Women all watch that hardcore porn with the guys ballsack slamming against her, camera between the legs
Me? I watch professional nudist videos ie canadid-hd

>Foreplay

Fag. It's all about choking the bitch and cumming when you're ready. Then you slap her after ejaculation.

Sure, whatever. You're going to hate women anyway so why ask? The only answer you care about is "yes"

STOP FUCKING LAUGHING

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this. nigga i get hard the moment her leg touches mine or something. or if she messages me (nothing sexy just something)

based

Enter your dilation station, your anush0le needs to be expanded.

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do americans really keep thier toilet lid up when its not in use?

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this guy gets it

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Holy based

not really an american thing but if you're a first world country and a dude with a penis that hasn't been cut off trannystyle then yes, the toilet seat is up for ease of access.

>Do women really laugh at you
Yes, they will laught at anything if they want to be mean