Zig Forums BTFO

>all the critics telling people to go see it in theaters
why do they want to kill people?

Maybe nu/tv/, but Zig Forums‘s historically been a DChad board over a MCUck one. Im glad whenever DC movies do well, I wouldn’t even mind MCU movies if they weren’t all so formulaic.

>The highest compliment I can pay WW84 is that it at times felt like a lost film from the Richard Donner era of superhero films.

Thats a backhanded compliment and the writer full well knew it while typing it.

The word that everybody is tip-toeing around is "cheesy". Expect the honest critics to repeat it often once the film isn't put in front of a select clique of blue checkmarks.

>it d-doesn't mean anything!!!
>c-critics r dumb!!!!

Holy cope.

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Why do amer*canoids care so much about worthless capeshit?

>uses critic scores to show that their favorite movies are objectively good
>gets angry over critic scores when it favors a movie they don't like
What did Zig Forums - Television & Film mean by this?

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>I prefer Wonder Woman to Wonder Woman 1984.

That should have been the end of the comment. The original was mediocre, this one is... less.

>But I also much prefer seeing filmmakers take new, big swings with sequels and that’s definitely what Patty Jenkins and co. do here.

"Big swings", along with "ambitious", are coded for "took chances - failed, but they tried". Its another backhanded compliment from someone who feels forced to say something nice.

This movie is sounding to be as mediocre as the third act of the original movie.

This but unironically.
If you don't like capeshit, you're obviously not gonna enjoy this. If you're a triggered disney shill, you definitely won't enjoy it. What more needs to be said?

We love Wondy

We hate Captain Brie

Consoomerism culture annd absence of autonomy while their entire being is filled with ressentiment leads to cringe power fantasies without any beauty whatsoever to them.

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I wish somebody would make an Adam West Batman-tier modern superhero movie
Not that I think this flick is the one to do it, mind

Vintage super hero films would be cowboy movies

>believe critics
grow some criteria yourself moron

Exactly, 99% dogshit with a handful of good ones.

No. We are not having this discussion again so I'll end it. There are good Westerns, there are no good capeshit movies.

based laso

i love capeshit. Didn't like the first one. gadot is lifeless

Shazam is good.

>there are no good capeshit movies
Raimi Spider-Man is genuinely good

You're telling me this nigga has the reaction speed to see a bullet speeding towards his face, AND swerve out of the way in time? Wonder Woman's lasso wasn't even needed

>Completely over the top capeshit action straight from the silly pages

I'M UNIRONICALLY LOVING THIS SHIT! Finally they're starting to understand how capeshit can and should be different than traditional action flicks.

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I think that's their way of telling us they have to write what they write and that they don't really mean it.

>capeshit bad

Wow, that is a highly unusual opinion. I am very curious to hear more about your superior taste in film.