>American documentary
>everything gets repeated 5 times
American documentary
John Gray
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Levi Scott
*zimmeresque rumbling over shots of chuds shitposting on Zig Forums*
Chase King
>turn on American documentary
>get shot
Noah Jenkins
>british historical documentary
>the host dresses up like a medeival serf and rides around in a horse and cart and shit
could you just talk about history and not be a jackass please?
William Barnes
>everything measured in football fields
Liam Roberts
I love this.
Aiden Peterson
>Not loving the corny reenactments.
Americans are soulless.
Carter Nguyen
>American documentary
>"shhieeeet im finna be-
>turn off documentary
Jordan Brown
>*heavy metal music plays with multiple cuts on some animal hunting and eating*
>"HIS PREY IS CAUGHT. IT IS ABSOLUTELY D E S T R O Y E D"
>*Close up on half eaten antelope*
>*LionRoar.mp3 plays in high volume*
>*cut to next scene without any further information to not lose the ADHD burger audience*
Connor Green
>American movie
>something that happens early in the movie is called back to late in the movie
>the scene is literally replayed as if you have Alzheimer's and couldn't remember it
Christopher Gomez
Jeremiah Rogers
>major person never appears in interviews
>meant to be surprising when it's revealed they died at some point in the narrative
Adam Jackson
That is Japanese cartoons actually
Mason Sullivan
Why do americans love documentaries like this? Why do they demand loud music, fast cuts, flashbacks and close ups?
Ryan Long
>american reality show and/or competition
>each commercial break is followed by a recap montage of what happened before the break
Jackson Allen
That's what you get for being American.
Hudson Walker
>netflix documentary of video games
>UHHH BY THE WAY WE INTERRUPT YOUR HISTORY OF RPGS TO TALK ABOUT GAYBLADE IT WAS THE FIRST LGBTQFJGJSHWJG GAME AND YOU FOUGHT GIANT CRABS BECAUSE THE FAGGOT WHO PROGRAMMED THE GAME HAD CRABS IN HIGH SCHOOL
Colton Reyes
>British history documentary post 2015
>Doesn't show you the historical artefacts, instead shows you some hyperactive host who is looking at the artefact while saying "wow it looks AMAZING... this is a very special experience..."
Mason Johnson
>british documentary about medieval england/europe
>nigs everywhere
Bentley Carter
Being a member of the very 1rst world... there are ma...ny delight.... ful.... distracti... ons.
Mason Wright
i have adhd and cant watch docus like that. what does that make me
Daniel Gutierrez
>SEGA BACK THEN WAS LIKE WOOOOOAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND NINTENDO WAS LIKE WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOSHABANGO
John Fisher
why is netflix so pozzed compared to hbo and amazon
Joseph Allen
>David Attenborough facing mortality and having an existential crisis for 2 hours
Easton Sanders
>No fun allowed
Liam Morris
You already know the answer user.
Logan Bell
here's the screencap you came to the thread for, yw user
Cameron Reed
>compared to hbo
its not
Luke Rogers
Netflix was the pioneer of streaming services, and the most popular one, so it was targeted for subversion more heavily than the others.
Camden Morales
lmao
Colton Hughes
Top kek
Dylan Morales
>It's the size of Texas, Mr. President
Luis Phillips
>Civilisation with Kenneth Clark
>Gets his hair and makeup done like Marie Antoinette
>Poorly cgis himself standing on a big cake
why
Gavin Jackson
*eagle screech*
What you're seeing here is a dangerous predator