ITT: hidden manlets

>He famously said that there are no gay people in Iran, so he must be very sexually frustrated. The only nuclear bomb waiting to go off in Iran is hidden underneath those grey slacks of his

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tbf we are hard to find

who is measuring these people? how do they know it's 3/4 inch

ba dum tss

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I honestly thought he was shorter than this.

He officially can't be raped now.
You know what to do

he's built like Spongebob

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OH NO NO NO NO

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Height is another millennial and zoomer meme. Anyone with any life experience knows there's more important things when looking for a partner

cope harder manlet

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This one is really surprising.

petit prince ;_;7

>petit prince ;_;7
He could fuck my children

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Yo wtf Syd Barrett was that small?

If they have to specify quarter of an inch, it means the information comes from the manlet himself. Ben Shapiro doesn't want to say that he is 5'6 and if he said he was 5'7 people would know he is lying, so they try to hang on to every millimeter of their height, it's also easier to lie when you are lying only about a fraction of an inch. Shapiro is probably barely 5'6, but he can claim he is ''almost 5'7''

I always thought he was 180+ cm, same with pic related.

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what's the manlet cutoff? 1.80?

This is well known. Same as Tom Cruise, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, etc. action guys are all manlets except for Keanu Reeves

imagine being Dave

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the perfect bottom
if only he was 18, but can't have it all