ITT: films that aged poorly

ITT: films that aged poorly

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I am 20 and I have never had a girlfriend or sex. I’m falling in love for the first time with a girl in class. Help

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I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

i legit first kissed a girl at 27, i groomed her online by accident and she travelled three hours to come to my house. three month relationship but was great she was 4'11 a

Why not? Did you turn down every girl that approached you? Why?

why didnt you lay autistic eggs?

only 4 years left to being a 30 year old virgin

A girl has never approached me in my entire life

It wasn't supposed to be an autobiography of my life!

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i came in her a bunch, i can only hope she got pregnant and is raising it as a single mother and then they do a channel tv show on my daughter finding me and then daughter on the show they make i have my daughter come to sex with me marriage full time

>turn down
Girls never make the first move user

You should shower more then.

That's what I thought until I started hitting the gym. You should try that.

I don't I've ever missed a single shower every morning

you are indian?

7 years Zig Forums here, lift and eat better than anyone around me

Never experienced a single kiss, let alone anything more

maybe that's your problem

belarus, i hate indian because of smell i never want to smell brown again

I should take less showers?

This is not true if you are moderately attractive, women will send signals that the sufficiently unautistic can pick up. Be careful to not become a schizo trying to hone in on these tho

what signals

>dude just be attractive lmao

I have literally never seen a woman

Hahahahahaha
Reminds me of when a normalfag asked how you go 25 years "avoiding sex"

Reminder that Moviebob turns 40 in february

Okay thanks for the amazing advice, normalfag. I will immediately start working on magically having a more attractive face

They do. Both girls I've had sex with in my teens made moves on me because I was an anxious weirdo to do anything first

>sex in my teens
>t-totally a weirdo though haha
Fuck off normalfag. You're not one of us, stop pretending you're totally socially awkward

You could try not being overweight with oily skin and hair

You still can't call that a first move

I was never overweight in my life.
Zero skin problems either

Are you saying women, who have their free pick of hundreds of dudes they know, will send signals to every single guy they know who isn't overweight and greasy?
Stop strawmanning

must be good to be attractive

talk to her bro
let me warn you though that you have to not be a sperg

Just have sex incelbros

Wizard here
After the 'rona shit I'm gonna start going out with friends and shit when they invite me and maybe install tinder
I don't want a gf so if worst comes to worst I'll just get a escort

why do you "have" sex
it's not an object it's an act
you don't have a walk
don't @ me with archaic british

this happened to me also
never had p in v until I was 20 and my stepsister's 17yo mate got at me on faceberg
the next day I was railing her on my stepsis' couch while she was upstairs cause she was embarrassed or something
I hate being an awkward cunt

>I hate being an awkward cunt
>the next day I was railing her
Wow yeah so awkward dude you're such a social outcast who can't talk to women

>dude I fucked on a couch I am so awkward omg xDDD
fuck off

why havent i gotten a shag in 6 years then if im not an autist u fucking mongs?