>western movie
>cactus rolls by
Western movie
>caption says "North Dakota"
>mountains in the background
>small mouse like character take the cactus for a ride
>western movie
>man enters saloon
>everyone stops what they're doing to stare at the newcomer
>it's midday and not a single person besides the bartender is actually working, they're all at the saloon
>characters agree to duel at high noon
>before the age of atomic clocks and rf synchronization
How did they even agree when high noon was?
>women wearing dresses that go to their feet
>constantly walking on dirt
This. I've been saying this for years. Don't anybody in those towns work?
give me some good westerns
here are the ones I have seen
Jeremiah Johnson
When the sun was at peak ascent
Two Mules for Sister Sarah
>space movie
>asteroid rolls by
Death rides a horse
That's Robert Redford? Holy shit, I've seen that image for years and always assumed it was Zach Galifianakis
The camera angle and the heavy padded clothing make him look odd in that scene
so, I know, I know, the whole "going outside" thing.
but really, you should try it user. just once. it's wild.
same
mandela effect
Does Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid go without saying?
>middle of the desert
>hot as fuck
>man wear pant and trenchcoats and neckties
>women wear long dresses
It was a different time
theres a bunch of good old classics just google
newer ones i liked were 3:10 to yuma, true grit, hostiles, assassination of jesse james, and open range.
You have to protect your skin. Another benefit is that when you sweat through your shirt, it evaporates in the sunlight and cools you down.
cool air settles at the bottom so their pusys get cooled off when they walk in dresses
>Hit a dead body in the Cali desert last year, destroyed my rental in the process
>had to drive a full day and night to get back to civilization, while suffering intense hallucinations due to exhaustion and dehydration
>Can no longer watch desert kino without feeling anxious
Thank god Deadwood takes place in a lusher climate, otherwise I’d never be able to bust my Western nut again.
That makes two of us
what happened with the corpse?
Cactuses don't roll well. Are you sure you don't mean a tumbleweed?
>character is going through a desert area
>camera pans to pic related
paint your wagon
lmao these threads make me never wanna watch a movie again
Huh? Do you have cacti confused with tumbleweeds?
Pretty sure gunslinger isn't exactly a nine to five job.
Here's a list me and some other westernbro anons compiled a few years ago.