How long has it been since you've last had sex? It's been 4 days for me and I'm ready to explode...

How long has it been since you've last had sex? It's been 4 days for me and I'm ready to explode, have to wait another 3 before I see my girl again. How the fuck did this madman last 40?

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lol he got raped on tis movie

28 years, never had it. Had to keep shutting girls down over the years.

30. Never.

How many times a day do you faggots make this thread? Be honest

it counts masturbation

since March, fuck everything

Why masturbate if you can just fuck a girl. I don't get it.

Cause i cant?

Just get out and find someone lmao

99% of Zig Forums are incels

Y-yeah.

Literally just do opiates, my sex drive goes near zero when I'm popping pills. I could be 2 weeks without jacking off and only ever so slightly horny.

I am the 99%

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since december last year

but it's okay because women are whores and I jack 4 times a day

Finding someone is not a problem, keeping them is. 5.7 inch dick. So i just decided to push them away.

Well I´m 37 now, so I guess that makes it all my life.

>I jack 4 times a day
It's annoying isn't it?

I never had sex in my 32 years of Life and probably never will. I used to jerk off but eventually gave that up because it seemed pointless.
Cant even remember if I ever even talked to a girl, last time I did was probably 17 years ago or so.

HAHA XD SO FUNNY HOW COULD ANYONE LAST _____ DAYS WITHOUT SEX LOL GET IT GUIZ, SOME USERS ARE VIRIGINS THAT HAVE NEVER HAD SEX LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S A GREAT ONE I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW TEEVEE REACTS TO MY COMPLETELY ORIGINAL JOKE HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Have sex.

Dilate

I want to have a virgin boyfriend but I don't think any guy will be honest about it

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That's because when women find out a guy is a virgin they will no longer want to fuck him.

29 and closing in on wizard status. Been on one date and kissed/fondled another girl. So while I’m below average I’m not completely hopeless I guess. I dislike almost everyone and I’m autistic and don’t own a car and live with family so obviously those are all major strikes against me.

Today even being married

I'm a virgin myself and knowing my boyfriend is in the same boat would be reassuring

tits or gtfo

about 10 years ago

You can have her tits

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Real talk, two years. Sucks, I don't admit it to many people in my life

I don’t think the penis is the problem, pal.

haven't had pussy since it had me 36 years ago

>33 years old
>last had sex 5 years and 11 months ago

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The last time I got laid was Valentine's Day with my friend's fat sister lmao
It wasn't worth it. I was fucked up though

Got a body pic?? Can we hear the full story? How was she?