Southern character in a movie

>southern character in a movie
>WELLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BUT WELLLLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THAT BIG CITY STUFF BUT WELLLLLLLLL I'M FROM THE SOUTH, AND DOWN HERE WE DO THINGS A BIT DIFFERENTLY!

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Fuck the south and country folk too

>politician character in a movie
>LOOK THERE HE IS GET HIM OUT OF HERE GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF HERE DON'T GIVE HIM HIS JACKET

>character is from the South
>it's always Texas, never Georgia/West Virginia/Kentucky

>character is from the South
>is a braindead retard

maybe in the trash flicks you watch

Kentucky isn't really the south, just Lexington.

Based I just saw this post on r/Zig Forums a few days ago

probably because texas is the most civilized southern state

>Character is from the big city
>I JUST LOVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE BIG CITY. THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING TO DO OR SOMEONE TO SEE. YOU SEE THAT GUY? YEP, THAT'S ME... YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I ENDED UP IN THIS SITUATION

yeah but then is it really the true south?

I don't see how it matters when movies rarely ever show the "true" form of any culture or group

>most pozzed southern state
I agree

>Has a black nanny
>Owns a big business in the area
>does shady dealings with people - trying to fuck someone over
>fat colonel sanders type southern guy eating a bucket of chicken while licking his fingers saying
>''I do DECLARE this chicken to be divine.. mammy (black slave) why don't you run along and grab me some cool refreshing lemmonnaddee''

Lol

Leftists get absolutely triggered by that plantation accent

Texas isn't really southern though.

they don't because it's fucking boring or too offensive for city slickers to view. I don't know why this matters in the context of state favoritism

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Are we really going to keep narrowing the definition of "the South" until it's just Alabama and Mississippi?

>Kentucky isn't really the south, just Lexington.
Lexington, Louisville and Covington are unfortunate Northern territories in a Southern state.

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And Tennessee

How do we stop country bumpkins from voting in authoritarian leaders with simplistic messages? It's same across the world

Although Texas only joined us in 2012, I'd consider Texas more of a Republic located in the South.

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arkansas, tennessee, missouri, louisiana minus the area around orleans and eastern oklahoma past tulsa are also pure southern

what in tar nation!

ALLLLL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS

It isn't. It has more in common with the Southwest states.

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Shouldn't he have one of those kentucky fried chicken guy ties?

>Maryland character in a movie
>WELLLLL AHM GOIN DOWNY EAUSHIN BUT WELLLLL AHM GOIN WAWTCHEM EAUS BUT WELLLLL AH HIT MAH HEAD AWNDA PAYMENT BUT WELLLLLLL AHM FROM MURRLIN AN ROUN HERE WE GET OUR WOODER FRUM DA ZINC

the carolinas are not southern in any way so this map is shitty and you're wrong

OOOH
LOUISIANA WOMAN
MISSISSIPPI MAN
WE GET TOGETHER EVERY TIME WE CAN
THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER CAN'T KEEP UP APART
THERE'S TOO MUCH LOVE IN THIS MISSISSIPPI HEART
TOO MUCH LOVE IN THIS LOUISIANA HEART

>all the places where stuff is

WEEEEEEEEELLLLL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS

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>character is from america
>gets shot

>he's never been to Pickens
Ohhh no no no

You did not make that up.

ESL here why do souferners sound so much more refined and sophisticated?

Sup Virginian, your state's drivers are shit

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>character is from philadelphia
>he's deaf and yells all the time

>virginia character in a movie
>WELLLL IM A FUCKING RETIRED GLOWIE

Cope