HARRY, I'VE REACHED THE TOP!
HARRY, I'VE REACHED THE TOP!
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The hubris of man.
SUCK BRICK KID
I'M THE HEAVIEST CAT YOU EVER DID SEE
If the brick actually hit Kevin it could have broken his neck. Home Alone 2 was weirdly morbid.
why are the first two home alone movies so comfy?
I've heard unconfirmed reports that this particularly weighty cat knows how to do the popular performing art known as the "Cool Jerk".
cuz its just a plain and simple story without any agenda or message except that you should love your family and believe in the spirit of Christmas
it's a shame the second movie is literally just the first movie, but again
still comfy though
This little fucker was drinking nothing but Pepsi in the first Home Alone, BUT THEN IN THE SEQUEL HE'S SWIGGING COCA-COLA! This little bastard is a TRAITOR of the Cola Wars! He should be tried for treason at once!!
Wait a minute...
>switches to coca-cola in the second movie
>in the second movie he gets the largest hotel bed all to himself while his family sleeps on the floor
He got bought out by coca-cola and now he's rich and living like a king.
Or Coke got smart and paid them to do some ad placement
His only goal is to piss. He'll drink whatever he needs to make it happen.
fucking Fuller
truly an allegory for Icarus
It always makes me laugh how hard he whiffs the throw
>three Home Alone threads up right now
December
Why did he do it bros?
Why did marv turn into a Skelton
because he got electrocuted
being electrocuted turns you into a skelton
jesus what is this 4th grade?
It's what happens when you get electrocuted
Woo-uh!
KEVIN
r*ddit humor
He wasn't electrocuted. He was electroshocked.
Censoring words is reddit humor faggot.
go back chapo nigger
Kevin drops a pallet of the fuckers on him earlier, one by one. The guy deserved a little vengeance.
fucking kek
I prefer the second movie to the first movie but I'm pretty sure this is just a product of me watching them out of order
I do too, but I was also just barely old enough to remember seeing the second one in theatres so I have that going for it as well. I remember renting this one a shit ton from our Blockbuster when it came out on VHS and they didn't have the first one so we would have to wait to catch that one if it was on HBO.
WOOURP!
KEEEEEEEWEL JEEEEEEEEEEERK!