Comedy series, young group of friends in new York City, all in their 20s, sometimes 30s

>Living fun lives, being social, having fun sex adventures, work just flies by and is trivial
>Random exposed brick party scenes where fun things happen

That is what I remember of my 20s user.

Lucky you

Your fault for ever thinking empty hedonism was something to aspire to in the first place.

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>tv escapism
Who would want to be an ugly jew

do they just drink white claw and choke on bbc?

>Are you looking at my massive fucking juggs in a sexual way?? Get the fuck away from me you incel creep racist!!

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Given you're an ugly Christian; you. Statistically you'd at least gain an IQ point or two and you'd get to go to the secret meetings. This time YOU'D be the one casting the dick shrinking spells.

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Are they mocking that insanity? I can't tell anymore.

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Aw Moishe, is that why jews desperately clung to Europe despite being it made clear they were unwelcome? Because us ugly Christians secretly wanted to be you?

I wanna say you're wrong, but nah you're 100% right.

the bigger the boobs the uglier the face

You gonna think I'm trolling but I actually find the hair on the left chick really hot. There's something about frizzy hair that awakens ancient energies slumbering deep within my dick.

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>that scene where Abbi accidentally rapes Seth Rogan

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Its called low self esteem.

So, no one told you life was gonna be this way?

After dealing with insane women and relationships I'm starting to think Louis CK had the right idea of just having a cheeky wank in front of them and calling it a day

I knew life was going to "less than" but not this boring. And I imagined there would be way more exposed brick parties.

Agreed

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Here's serious advice:

Truth is, most people go out to be entertained, without being entertaining people themselves. They just.... stand around and wait for things to happen. It works if you're an attractive woman because by virtue of your mere presence, wherever you are is the place to be and whatever you do is what others pay attention to.

In this sense, attractive women can't really relate to what most other people expect from a club. They don't have to make things happen, they are the happening. They can stand around and look bored, or dance with their female friends and the party will come to them. The drinks, the attention. Wherever they are, that's the place they feel matters most, and others validate it too.

Therefore you'll see beautiful women talking about how they go out to dance or have fun with their girlfriends and take for granted what others go out to get for themselves but aren't merely given for free.

There you are, fat girl or average Joe.... and you don't understand why anyone would go to the club. Nobody looks at you, nobody gives a shit about you or what you're doing. It's noisy as fuck, the drinks are super expensive, people keep bumping into each other, you can barely hold a conversation, the music is questionable at best, and there are always some drunk assholes starting fights. Does this seem like your experience at the club?

If so, let me tell you what you're doing wrong: you're waiting for shit to happen. It's not going to happen. You're average, surrounded by average people who are themselves waiting for something to happen, or by popular people who want to mingle with others who they feel matter. It's not pretty to be an outsider, and it's not a pretty dynamic either. It's lame. But why blame others for not being interested in you when... you're not interesting? Ah, you say, but I AM an interesting person, but I can't get myself across in this noisy fucking orgy of idiocy and superficiality.

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but I can't get myself across in this noisy fucking orgy of idiocy and superficiality and overpriced drinks and hysterical girls downing shots of vodka. Well my friend, there's the issue. Work your medium.

The club is a HIGH ENERGY setting and you're the fucking happening. You are what's happening. If you're a low energy person, this might not be the place for you! But if you can get yourself vibed up and amped up you can have a great time! Walk in, smile and just.... talk to people. Don't try to discuss politics or chechnya... just high five some people, say " heeeey what's up!", walk around, drink, smile, say hello, compliment someone, spread a good vibe and a good energy, and move on. If a conversation happens to just start, then keep it going by all means, but don't feel obligated to do so.

Whenever you introduce yourself to someone, or a group of people, you must always have a higher energy than they do. Bring that vibe UP with your arrival, or nobody will be interested in you.

You'll quickly realize that 10% of people at the club actually are having fun.... and 90% wish they were with the ones who "matter" so they could be having fun too. You can be the guy who matters, you can be the happening, you can be the party. Or you can be that death row of guys standing around holding their drinks leaning on the wall or in a circle with their guy friends, checking chicks out and looking like vultures , bored and boring....

So be the fucking party. Mingle, smile, dance, talk to EVERYONE just a little bit. Be POSITIVE, and KIND, and WITH A GOOD ENERGY, and keep moving. Invite a stranger for a shot. If you see birthday party, pop by, give congratulations to the person, share a shot, tell everyone " this is the coolest guy/girl ever!" etc. If you see a guy with a trendy look or a woman who obviously put a lot of effort into her look, compliment them sincerely and then walk away.

Television series are written by rich Jewish from California or New York who have fun, lavish parties with other rich Jews, it was never going to be a reality for 90% of the shows audience
You get what you give and have to put the effort to maybe get invited to a party with fun people once every 4 months or so, this fantasy about every day being a new sex filled romp only exists if you're hot and rich and run in the right social circles

You know TV isn't real ... right?

What the fuck is "an exposed brick party?"

>Did you go out and do interesting things?
Yes, I did. Nobody's going to approach a single man alone at a bar - and no woman's going to appreciate some rando trying to chat her up when she's out with the gals, either.

> this fantasy about every day being a new sex filled romp only exists if you're hot and rich and run in the right social circles

So it can be done?

Like 10% of people get to live the idyllic lives shown on tv. The rest of us are slaves. Welcome to reality.

life is what you make it, OP. you fucked up not them

Nah, I'd never date outside my race but my dream is to find a beautiful white chick with frizzly hair like that.

Party at some venue that has exposed brick walls.

>jews
>white
Hey bro, I hope you find your jewess

I've literally never been to a club where anyone talks with each other, ever
It's just a bunch of loud music blasting, constantly, and the only people talking are in some secluded bar or outside taking a smoke break. I don't think anyone would even hear me say anything unless I walked right up to them, waved my arms around to get their attention and screamed at the top of my lungs

>Broad City
>idealized
Imagine wanting to be one of these soi looking fuckers

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Most likely for the same reason many people instinctively like people with olive skin, because it communicates a richness of genetic diversity. Frizzy or curly hair falls under the same category.

>planned parenthood
>punch nazis
>refugees welcome
>gay rights are human rights
>white silence is violence
Jews aren't even trying to hide it anymore

Join a club like hiking or some shit, don't be autistic and make friends, friends invite you out to bars, meet women at bars, date one of them, get invited out to exposed brick party, move in with girl, throw exposed brick party.

You don't become interesting and sociable by beating off to doujins and talking to us spergs. Of course a weird lonely guy at a bar isn't the cream of the crop.

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Its honestly your fault for being a retard and believing what the msm tells you

>Go to a bar/club
>Literally every woman is either there with their boyfriend, or in a group of 3-6 other women who move as a herd
Why don't movies ever show this? In every fucking TV show some preposterously hot girl apparently shows up to a party alone just to stand in a corner like an autist

>nervous wreck all through high school
>had friends but we were all epic gamers
>never did anything cool or made popular friends
>get out of school
>ready to push myself and stop being a shut in
>college friends too busy with school work to do anything
>work force friends all depressed as fuck, only work or play vidya. Even then they just bitch about work when we do hang out
>try to make friends at my job but everyone quits before I get to know them because they're going back to school or fround better work
Seems like my only option to change things is dating apps after rona, but I'm kinda terrified to jump into the world of The Office, Harry Potter, and getting catfished. I'm a very introverted person but my comfy indoors time is giving me no opportunities for gfs or even new friends.
Not trying to get pity points, just want to let OP know he's far from alone

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she just looks good because she looks like a cheap sex doll

Her sign makes sense. She’s saying being emotionally vulnerable with someone should not be considered weak.

kek