Will they make another movie out of this? I really liked the first one! I wanted to read the book but i can't read

Get an audiobook then NIGGER

Didn't he write a poem about porn and masturbation?

Nah lefties like revolution (brought to you by big corporation). They are the resistance (within corporate defined guidelines)

My text to speech program can't say the last word you wrote so I'm guessing you were being mean. Thats not very nice, we've only just met.

WB made a sudden announcement the other day that their entire 2021 movie lineup will premiere on HBO MAX and theaters same day. Studios like Legendary were furious because they were not told until 30m before the announcement. They paid for 75% of the budget for Dune and are taking WB to court to stop them from streaming it on release day.

cringe

This is why the aliens won't come visit us yet, why would you when Israel and the US picked up the phone first.

I bet you can't wait for ready player three
amirite?

There's nothing wrong with being from Nigeria.

Is he working on it? That would be nice. All the thongs he talks about are things my dad liked. I miss him

I'm from Australia, not Nigeria. I just didn't get to go to school.

Jews jewing jews

>but i can't read
Then it's the perfect book for you. Enjoy.

Thank you.

I think Ready Player Two must have actually not been that successful because there should be shitposting everywhere about the level of autistic insanity it hits. Like, you thought VR Second Life with Gundams and Godzillas was autistic?

In the sequel, they build a new form of full-dive nervous system interface VR instead of the old fashioned goggles and haptics semi-realistic stuff from the original. However, the Anorak AI (remember him?) goes apeshit and takes over the virtual world, trapping everyone in the game. Anyone who is forcibly disconnected from their VR hardware dies. Yes, they mention on three separate occasions that this is just like Sword Art Online.

So, of course everyone gets together and forms an Ultimate Army for another Ultimate Showdown, this time against the godlike AI ghost of the game's creator. They defeat him, win their freedom, live happily ever after, etc. until, and I have to tell you that this is seriously what happens, Earth's biosphere collapses due to climate change and everyone in the world dies. However, the OASIS VR keeps copies of the consciousness of everyone that has ever been connected to it. Digital recreations of billions of people live forever in a wonderful happy utopian simulated 1980s nostalgia utopia run on a server on board an interstellar spaceship where Parzival is God and they can consume '80s movies and videogames until the heat death of the universe.

At this point I have to mention again that I am neither kidding nor shitposting, I am accurately describing the events of Ready Player Two. Pic fuckin' related.

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I pirated the EBook and got 8% in before having to drop it out of disgust. It is quite possible the worst book I've ever come across. Cline's writing is middle school tier, and he has to obnoxiously explain every reference he makes like pop culture references are so obscure. Here's some examples:

>Of course Halliday had to put them here. In one of his favorite shows, Max Headroom, Network 23's hidden research-and-development lap was located on the thirteenth floor. And The Thirteenth Floor was also the title of an old sci-fi film about virtual reality, released in 1999, right on the heels of both The Matrix and eXistenZ.

>There it was: number 42. Another of Halliday's jokes- according to one of his favorite novels, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, number 42 was the "Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything."

>Then I punched in the seven-digit combination from the egg's inscription into the code pad beside the vault door: 8-6-7-5-3-0-9, a combination no self-respecting gunter would have trouble remembering. Jenny I've got your number. I need to make you mine...

So this post wasn’t too far off

>sportscoat with a graphic tee

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reject modernity
return to monkee

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Ready Player One became a meme book in the first place because this page is actually from the book. People dilute it by making shitposts and edits but this is the unvarnished, horrifying truth of Ernest Cline laid bare.

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>they mention on three separate occasions that this is just like Sword Art Online.
Just post his fucking poem already, we're already at peak cringe.

San junipero?

Is that supposed to be a happy ending? The world collapses and a cruel, mocking facsimile of humanity is created to float through space and re-live some of it's most puerile and witless entertainment, forever, until all the stars in the sky fade away?

That is not very enjoyable to read

Second book has been absolutely trashed

I didn't see the first one because it made me cringe.

Some excerpts of the first book appeared here when the movie was announced and I really thought it was a pot boiler or some criticism against consumerist culture published in the late 1990s/early 2000s, I couldn't believe this shit is from 2011 until I saw the pic of the author and he is that type of guy with no self-aware.

If he had balls he would have killed a bunch of humanity and made the rest love underground keeping a strict population limit like tengen toppa gurren lagan

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Not as bad as the cringey virtue signaling passage about the black lesbian's mom. Even Hollywood had the sense to cut that shit out. For all the crap Spielberg gets here I don't think he's a bad dude. His party went down a different track.