Whose?

Whose?

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Paul Allen

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from a design and typographical standpoint it's Paul Allen by far, best paper choice too after Van Patten
the better questions is why the fuck didn't Pierce and Pierce have a standardized business card
when you let people choose their own you get shit like caruthers
>ivory laid paper

My business card has a naked woman on it so it catches your eye and makes you hang on to it. It doesn’t work well on female businesspeople however so I request to sell specifically to men.

my nigga paul has best card fr

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Luis, get your shitty card off the table. You aren't even in the running.

Allen > Van Patten > Bryce > Bateman > Luis

Dubs confirm.

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Paul Allen is the only one that looks professional, the others look tacky.

Whatever you think the best one is, can we all agree that Carruthers' is the worst?

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Paul Allen's is way too 80s and 90s, especially the font.
If I received a card like that, I would think the owner was some mid-level boomer that should have retired years ago.

Bateman and Bryce have the best ones. Bateman's especially is sleek and elegant, it's a card that isn't trying to catch your eye with some fancy paper and therein stands out better. It's the card you would expect from a confident high-level man that isn't desperate for your attention like Carruthers'. Minimal designs like that are especially enduring in the '10s and now the '20s.

>too 80s
when do you think this movie is set you retarded fuck?

OP asked me whose I would pick and any situation in which I would make that choice would place me in the present day. There's no reason to try and parodically adopt an 80s business mindset.

>S11 E5
that's a curious location for an investment firm, out in the sticks, I wonder what the dress code is.

Wait they are ALL vice president at Pierce and Pierce?

>any situation in which I would make that choice would place me in the present day
not necessarily true :)

I thought Acquisitions was spelled with a c

It's an intentional typo they all have.

vice president is one step above entry level on wall, they usually are people with 3-7 years experience and the big firms employee thousands of VPs

I dont understand the love for Paul Allen, Van Patten has the most well balanced and symetric fonts, Allens Pierce & Pierce font is too quadratic and sterile as with all the rest of his font choices and text position which together doesnt do a good job of creating contrast and enough visual interest between each part of the card, I also really dislike the font used for his number.
Van Patten Name's and title are almost perfectly balanced the bold in his name really pops up and creates a contrast with the rest of the card. Its also very clean and symetric something that Bateman really did fuck up with the numbers and Timothy is just boring and lifeless.

Fpbp. Checked.

I guess it's settled then
Sweet dubs
Dubs confirm Luis had the worst card
Wasted dubs

patrick has the worst one by far. wtf is up with those numbers being uneven? tasteless faggot. he was able to correctly judge allen's objective aesthetic qualities but didn't have the good sense to put that insight toward his own card

bryce
my numerals as proof

checked

woah...yeah I'm definitely looking at these recurring integers

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holly...

Paul Allen's card aged well

The others look dated

Allen>Bateman>Bryce>Carruthers>Van Dufus

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